NationStates Jolt Archive


Support NoResolution Currently at vote

Rotovia
26-04-2004, 02:39
It had to to be done, so I'd encourage my fellow delegates to endorse it. It remains currently on page 24.

NoResolution Currently at Vote
A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.


Category: The Furtherment of Democracy Strength: Mild Proposed by: Rotovia
Description: RECOGNISING: That the current waves of Resolutions passing through the United Nations have been gradually decaying national soveriegnty.

UNDERSTANDING: That national ecnomies have been devasted by poorly though our Proposals that passed quarum by some kind of fluke.

KNOWING: That capitals make a resolution look cool.

IN COMPLAIANCE WITH: The Freedom of Humour Act allowing for the passing of basless Proposals.

LET IT BE RESOLVED:

That as of the passing of this resolution the following Artciles are to enacted upon all UN Nations immediatly and without delay.

Article One: The Act is to be refered to as --- No Resolution Currently At Vote ---.

Article Two: All nations shall immediatly enact a policy of nothing.

Article Three: A charge of $0.00 is to be enforced upon all nations to establish a nothing.

Article Four: A policy of nothing is to be adopted by all UN Nations.

Article Five: There is to be no Article Five.

Article Six: Article Six is to be refered to as Article Twelve.

Article Seven: All UN Nation's economies are to increase for no logical reason.
Enn
26-04-2004, 06:59
Yes! Just what the world needs! But let me just say:

Won't anyone think of the children?
Thrace-Tailteann
26-04-2004, 19:47
Article Eight: All delegates who refuse to endorse this will be subject to a penalty of nothing.
Rotovia
27-04-2004, 04:29
I had to add Article Eight beacause all resolutions have to effect something, so why not find a way to weasle some extra GDP out of the mods?
RomeW
27-04-2004, 05:03
LOL...*claps* Proceedings here can get so mundane. Thank you for that Rotovia.
RomeW
27-04-2004, 05:03
-DP-
Artoonia
27-04-2004, 05:11
Article Eight: All delegates who refuse to endorse this will be subject to a penalty of nothing.

Btter yet, shall be punished by being made to sit in ... the comfy chair!
RomeW
27-04-2004, 05:15
Article Eight: All delegates who refuse to endorse this will be subject to a penalty of nothing.

Btter yet, shall be punished by being made to sit in ... the comfy chair!

*cowers* That chair makes me drowsy...