NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, I know this sounds totally stupid. But everyone should still vote for Silly Hats to be approved as a Proposal.

Why? Because Silly Hats make people happy. People who are playing a game, and people in the game who in theory exist but really don't. Still, much happiness.

So go and vote for it. It's in the proposals list somewhere rather far along at this point, though perhaps not by the time this is read by you.

Silly Hats! :P

Fine idea!
*strolls to closet*
What shall it be this time: Napoleon? Waldo? Holmes? Tin Man?
selects sun bonnet

We support this. Silly hats are an essential element to any modern democracy, not to mention outrageous dictatorships.

Who has deleted this most sacred of proposals? You are a thorn in the leg of freedom!

This proposal is stupid. No explanation NEEDED.

Yes!! Lets play the GAME (in capital letters for learning aid to nations such as Tuesday heights) and have a little fun. Vote YES to silly hats!!

I'm new here, But that doesn't stop me being in full support of silly hats! :D

What's wrong with a little innocent fun? :(

The nation of Bootai-Bootai tried a national silly hats day. Unfortunately, many citizens tried to pass the sacred TeeTee headdress of the Bo0gliBo0gli nation as a silly hat, causing mass rioting to break out. No more silly hat day ever again :cry: .

Everyone needs silly hats to feel good. It is good for morale all over the world!

YES, I would love a silly hat, if I can't afford one will the Gov be financing one for me?

Unfortunantly the "Serious" RPers entirely control the opinion of the UN, they also control submitting all the idiotic proposals that have ruined my tax rate.

all hats are silly
except hard hats and those paper things they make you wear if you work in a kitchen

We cannot support this proposal, especially during the 5th anniversary of the great silly-hat catastrophy. 4,682 people lost their lives that day.....

What better way to commemorate those who lost their lives in the great silly hat catastrophe than to have a silly hats day?

The glory of Bahgum agrees with one infinite loop, that the serious bunch seem to have control. But that is no reason to give in, we must tap the funny bone, unleash the silliness and continue regardless with the fun proposals! Cor..almost tempted to start a new region..the Oasis of Mirth...

Bahgum, I would gladly have a puppet in such a region as that ... :D

- The Rep of Komokom, RMoS.

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/hats/occ-hats-montage-100.jpg


We have ours!
Aren't they fetching?

*Silly Hats! Silly Hats!*

*Plenty Silly and 100% Union Made!*

*Any colour, any shape, and size, any order of silly hat!*

*The fruits of labour go directly to the workers who produce the hats!*

*When you need to take silliness serious, you need The Albion Silly Hat Cooperative-- Proud Members of the IWW, the Communist Clowns Collective and Silly Socialist Novelties*

*No order to large or small*

:D

(Bid Tendered by the The Albion Silly Hat Cooperative, Morris House, Albion)

didn't the Whigs already try this?

then again......

*goes to closet*

*pulls out Carmen Miranda hat*

*Silly Hats! Silly Hats!*

*Plenty Silly and 100% Union Made!*

*Any colour, any shape, and size, any order of silly hat!*

*The fruits of labour go directly to the workers who produce the hats!*

*When you need to take silliness serious, you need The Albion Silly Hat Cooperative-- Proud Members of the IWW, the Communist Clowns Collective and Silly Socialist Novelties*

*No order to large or small*

:D

(Bid Tendered by the The Albion Silly Hat Cooperative, Morris House, Albion)

I supply you with 100 bottles of Komokom'ian Mango Liq. if you could construct me a hat in the shape of a Komokom'ian Giant Golden Snail, with realistic mango mucus dispenser jets attached internally. :D

- The Rep of Komokom, RMoS.

I don't want to vote for silly hats. We're here at NationStates to compete with each other not the Pope. And whoever's got that Carmen Miranda Hat better give it back. I hear her ghost is haunting Space Station Three and refuses to leave without it.

Emperor Pro-Tem "Big D"
"Today is a Good Day to Code!" -- Battlecry of the Klingon Programmer

what Carmen Miranda hat?

*hides hat*

It's all a big joke to you people ... isn't it. You don't realize all of the lives destroyed with clown noses, large shoes, and yes... silly hats. How many more people must die before you realize the inherant dangers in silly hats ? 10,000 ? 100,000? 1,000,000? We are still treating silly hat victims in our hospitals... and the damage is not only physical.... there's alot of emotional scarring involved as well.

No more silly hats.... Humanity cannot afford the cost.

Order! Please, this is outlandish! How can a wide grinned clown in death mask grease paint and goofy oversized hat inspire nothing but teary-eyed glee in people! THink of the children that will miss out on the joy of wearing a silly hat!

*sits down*

Hi! My names is Aesyr and it's been 312 days since I wore a silly hat!"

(Hi Aesyr!)

I first started wearing silly hats at ball games. All the other guys were doing it and it looked really cool. And there was this girl I was really interested in and I thought that if I wore a silly hat she'd like me.

From there I started wearing them at football matches. I said that it was a social thing. I was wearing them to be part of the crowd, to join in. But soon I was wearing them when I relaxed at home. I started to buy special silly hats to wear in the bath or shower, doing the gardening or shopping. I thought I could give them up any time... And then I crossed the line. I wore one to work. It was a grey ball cap with "Go Tigers" on it. I thought it matched my three piece suit and armani loafers quite well. From there on it was a downhill slide. By the time I appeared in front of the Supreme Court to argue in defense of a human rights point I was habitually wearing a foam rubber viking helmet with a built in 6 pack holder with drinking straw and long blond wig.

I was a mess. And then I found you guys! 1-800-NO HATS and I've never looked back. Thanks.