No More Bad Vodka!
We, the great and brilliant nations of the UN, must band together so that no vodka tasting of rubbing alcohol shall pass through our sensitive mouths into our delicate tummies ever again. From now on we declare that all vodka will be good for mixes and taste good straight even without a chaser. The evil reign of Heaven Hill and other subpar brands must end! For our children we must not allow this grave injustice to continue!!
this proposal is already up.
this is a serious proposal people. every day people wake up with bad hangovers and the wrong idea about vodka. this must end!
Bahgum staunchly supports all pub improvement proposals, but suggests that everyone should have at least one bad vodka in their lives to be able to really appreciate the good stuff. Therefore a small amount of rancid paint stripper in a bottle should be kept as a warning to all!!
perhaps you are right, but first things first. there will always be the uncivilized to provide the world with more than it's fairshare of bad vodka.
Rehochipe
02-04-2004, 20:38
We favour this proposal, but are wary of its implications. Were it implemented, giggly girls who want to get drunk despite disliking the flavour of all real alcohol would be forced to resort to Bacardi Breezers, a drink even more abhorrent to our senses than bad vodka.
Collaboration
02-04-2004, 21:31
We favour this proposal, but are wary of its implications. Were it implemented, giggly girls who want to get drunk despite disliking the flavour of all real alcohol would be forced to resort to Bacardi Breezers, a drink even more abhorrent to our senses than bad vodka.
But you are not the one drinking it, are you now?
Let the little dears have their syrupy malt foolers.
Tuesday Heights
03-04-2004, 05:43
This is a stupid and pointless proposal. There are more important issues in the world forum that need discussing, and this is DEFINITELY not one of them.
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This is a stupid and pointless proposal. There are more important issues in the world forum that need discussing, and this is DEFINITELY not one of them.
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Agreed..... what the world really needs is a "No More Low Quality LSD" propsoal.
Bahgum wisely disagrees with Tuesday H, in it's most splendiforous opinion considers that any proposal which aims to enhance the beverage quality in all drinking establishments will be of the utmost importance and should be considered with care and due attention. After all our half billion plus citizens will benefit immediately in the form of extra happiness and joy, and you wouldn't want to deny them that?
Bigga Boobies
03-04-2004, 17:47
Quite right too, pass the bottle will You?
I very much agree. After all isn't what happiness and joy to all our play things...errr...I mean citizens what it's all about?
I support this proposal. Last thing any nation needs is workers calling off because of a particularly nasty hangover because of bad vodka. :lol:
Rational Disinterest
04-04-2004, 05:54
This nation is alarmed by what appears to be a serious threat to a major national industry. As a producer and exporter of alcoholic beverages for the price conscious consumer, Rational Disinterest must oppose any move to infringe on this commerce.
Cheap alcohol is not only vital to our economy, it is vital to the well being of the underprivileged residents of other nations; we are especially concerned that the proposed legislation might prohibit distribution of the popular vodka-like beverage Grand Mal, bottled by Rational Alcohol, Turpentine, Pesticide and Industrial Solvent Syndicate. In some Fourth World countries, Grand Mal is not only the sole available form of social entertainment, but the most efficient agent for mosquito control; it also kills nail fungus and opens clogged drains. Grand Mal has the highest concentration of methyl alcohol of any commercially available beverage, and recent studies have suggested that regular consumption of methyl alcohol may increase the probability of developing comic-book super-hero powers by up to 75%. Please do not deprive this world's thirsty, impoverished billions of the only pleasure they can afford, as well as their best chance of turning into an unruly giant green monster. Vote against No More Bad Vodka!