NationStates Jolt Archive

We propose that all warfare be replaced with food fights. This would limit civilian casualties, and provide a way for starving nations to obtain food. All they will need to do is encourage attacks from food rich nations.
Concurrent with this would be the outlawing of Panchos Mexican Buffet. They are true suppliers of WMDs.

We propose that all warfare be replaced with food fights. This would limit civilian casualties, and provide a way for starving nations to obtain food. All they will need to do is encourage attacks from food rich nations.
Concurrent with this would be the outlawing of Panchos Mexican Buffet. They are true suppliers of WMDs.

We propose that all warfare be replaced with food fights. This would limit civilian casualties, and provide a way for starving nations to obtain food. All they will need to do is encourage attacks from food rich nations.
Concurrent with this would be the outlawing of Panchos Mexican Buffet. They are true suppliers of WMDs.

YES

I object. The French, with their cholesterol-filled foods would surely obtain world domination. And nobody wants that.

I also vote no. 3rd world nations would be left behind and they would be hostile just to have food thrown at them.

Besides, do you know how hard it is to get peas out of your nose?

But also think of the headlines:
"Ethiopia Bombed with 50 megatons of mash potatoes and gravy. Ethiopia demands follow up attack of chocolate pie or there will be no peace talks."

I also vote no. 3rd world nations would be left behind and they would be hostile just to have food thrown at them.

Besides, do you know how hard it is to get peas out of your nose?

Some develooping-world cuisine ius delicious. Jamaican, for example. People would pick fights with the rasta-fellas just to get a taste.

The Scots would have a greater advantage than the French: would you rather be hit with an eclair or a haggis?

If we were to combine it with the "It should be raining pancakes" proposal, people in 3de world nations could come up with a plot to hunger themselves even further and to balance the power gap - rich nations wouldn't stand a chance waging war on them with the left overs of their obese populations - great proposal! 8)

We would use the "food" reserved for our paper targets... bullets.

Bishop Carlin, Minister of Sarcasm for all Psychotropics

What a great idea! It would not only reduce casualties, but also provide wonderful dessert at the conclusion of a satisfying war. mmmmm...cake.

Just because you were bombed with escargot doesn't necessarily mean you have to eat it. Just hock it back at them!

I'm fully in favour of this.

Just because you were bombed with escargot doesn't necessarily mean you have to eat it. Just hock it back at them!

I'm fully in favour of this.

hmmm... we propose throwing heavily curried foods at our oppressors. And garlic bombs.
As a matter of fact, we are considering an exploding liver-and-onions resolution. It would allow for a follow up of heavily garliced tripe deployment in the wake of the liver.... and sprays of ramps and stewed onions. Not to mention the liquid limburger cheese spray.

Mardaunt fully supports this proposal.

We shall start preparing the MaccyD catapults just in case

I propose rather than food we use paintball guns,the worst you can get is a welt. You wouldn't be wasting food like that and the third world country would be able to participate in the action.

The Holy Empire of Ireland and Scotland happily supports this proposal.

We're getting ready the Haggis :wink:

Thank you Ireland and Scotland for your support on this proposal.

Hey looks like I've got some other supporter on this proposal.

"I'm hungry, let's go to war"

The Principality of Pavus is in full support of this resolution, as his Excellency Charles Alexander IV enjoys flinging rotten fruit at those he is not fond of within his own country, an international expansion would be most welcome.

The Holy Empire of Ireland and Scotland happily supports this proposal.

We're getting ready the Haggis :wink:

We were there first!

It's an arms race for haggis overkill!

YES most definitely :D

I've always wanted the chance to "cream" someone hehehe :lol: