You are on the side of the futile! Drop your liberal ways and join the wave of neo-conservatism the southern fried way. Come with me and together we will suppress the liberal agitators of free moral decency. Long Live Dixie. Dont you wish you were all in the land of cotten!!!
Sincerally,
President Theodore G. Bilbo
Depends on your definition of conservatism. Are you taking about Reagan conservatism or mid '60s conservatism? They are very different philosophies, and I prefer the former, with some JFK mixed in, to the latter.
Sophista
16-03-2004, 05:37
cotton:
Noun
1. a. Any of various shrubby plants of the genus Gossypium, having showy flowers and grown for the soft white downy fibers surrounding oil-rich seeds. b. The fiber of any of these plants, used in making textiles and other products. c. Thread or cloth manufactured from the fiber of these plants. 2. The crop of these plants. 3. Any of various soft downy substances produced by other plants, as on the seeds of a cottonwood.
cotten:
Noun
1. a. A word made up by poorly-educated types who feel that the best way to live life is bombing the ever-living-crap out of everyone who disagrees with your policy, a la neo-conservatism.
Sincerely yours,
Daniel M. Hillaker
Minister of Foreign Affairs