NationStates Jolt Archive


Ban Trafficking!!!

12-03-2004, 18:58
My fellow UN delegates i have read the above proposal and approved it. I urge you to read it and come to the same conculsion as myself and my region. I believe this to be an important matter and hope you approve this making the chance for your nations to be better places.
Thank You
UN Delegate
The Demorcratic States Of Welly
Bahgum
12-03-2004, 19:01
The populace of Bahgum is also worried about this new fangled trend of trafficking.....our teenagers are hanging around at automated crossings and repeatedly pressing the button to cause traffic jams.....this trafficking craze must be stopped.....
12-03-2004, 19:49
The populace of Bahgum is also worried about this new fangled trend of trafficking.....our teenagers are hanging around at automated crossings and repeatedly pressing the button to cause traffic jams.....this trafficking craze must be stopped.....

Why not make the crossing light synched with the traffic light in the first place? You would not only end that silly teenage annoyance of trafficking, but it is also more hygenic. The common cold is mostly transfered from person to person via touch. i.e. touching the railing of a staircase then scratching ones nose afterwards when that surface was just touched by an infected person who had just sneezed. We already have all of our Traffic and Crossing lights safely synched in this manner.

Bishop Torvalds, Minister of Technologies for all Psychotropics
Collaboration
12-03-2004, 20:06
We have the answer: no cars; no traffic.

As far as drug trade is concerned...I've got some Havana gold; wanna trade?