NationStates Jolt Archive

*Syn, the emperor / king / president / tyrant / leader person of some kind (He still hasn't had the people vote for the name of his position), walks into the United Nations *

I am honored to be able to come before you all and speak to you about an issue that is dear to me.

It has come to my attention that although the peoples of Augustgrad Imperium have driven the Penguin Goat Alliance that once enslaved its people from our wonderful region, their tyrrany still lurks. Now the Penguin Goat Alliance has been lobbying thousands of UN delegates. This must come to an end. Do the world a favor and vote against any resolution that the Penguin Goat Alliance is lobbying for.

*Starts handing out hand guns*

Also, if you could do us a favor by killing any Penguin Goat Alliance member you see, it'd be much apreciated.

Exit's just around the corner, second door on your left.

This thread doesn't belong here. Try gameplay.

Right-o then.

In-deedy.

O-kay Do'h-kay.

Need not really post anything, both previous posts sum it up.

Though we can almost forgive Omicron Scorpia, having seemingly made so few posts they may not grasp the intricate nature of the U.N. forum. After all, if they did they'd be eating frying pan justice right now. :wink:

- The Rep of Komokom.

((Hey, it's a major part of my character, and seeing as it's directly related to the UN and my character wanted to spread the truth about the "UN's penguin agenda", this seemed like the best forum to post it.

Sorry if I misunderstood that the UN forum wasn't RP-ed, that concept seems a tid bit strange to me since the only other RP-ed forums I visit, they whole fun about the "UN" (Council of Elders) is the way all the characters interact, which isn't always all business.

So... can't blame me for trying / misunderstanding))