Beautiful Lesbians should get special priveleges...
Beautiful Lesbians should be given exemption from the nudity in public and bathing in public laws. Strict enforcement of the beautiful lesbian standard will be inforced and we must allocate a small fund for this end.
This is sort of offensive. Maybe the mods should be informed. I can't believe that this is your first post either!
Ecopoeia
03-03-2004, 17:38
Ah, excellent. I've been expecting this sort of post for a long time. Perhaps you'd also like to introduce a proposal to enforce 'lesbians fellating young boys while stroking each other'? You creepy, jism-soaked runt.
Maya Toitovna
Speaker for Home Affairs
Rehochipe
03-03-2004, 17:42
We further propose that sturdy footwear be mandated for lesbians, in order to better kick greasy little oiks of your sort in the fork.
(We also express our academic scorn at anyone who persists in this kind of absolutist labelling in the age of queer theory).
Nusku Capleton
Ministry of Kicking Greasy Oiks in the Fork
I dunno, kinda makes sense to me. Actually that said when do we dictators get to legislate on the important issue of imperial "brides"/imperial "grooms?"
I cannot believe that this thread is open. I am a guy and I find this offensive. Ladies, the very fact that you have allowed this to exist is amazing to me. I am reporting this thread immediately for locking and hopefully deletion.
Oh come on! It's funny! the hormonal sod even got a typo in his title.
Labrador
03-03-2004, 18:08
Good for you, Trakais. I am a lady and find it offensive, too. I only just now saw this thread, or I'd have reported it, too.
He's almost certainly a troll anyway.
Labrador
03-03-2004, 18:12
Oh come on! It's funny! the hormonal sod even got a typo in his title.
No. It isn't funny. And if you think so, you are probably a guy, number one..and number two, you are as sick as the starter of this disgusting thread.
The only thing here that is funny is the suggestion that footwear be mandatory for them, so that they can "kick the jism-soaked runt right in the fork."
Now THAT is funny.
Why isn't it funny? I bet you don't laugh at people falling over either.
Strict enforcement of the beautiful lesbian standard will be inforced and we must allocate a small fund for this end.
It's funny because the pseudo legalistic language is utterly at odds with the slightly pervy sentiment. The terrible spelling and grammar is an added brucie bonus.
...plus it is only our warped minds that have given this proposal a sexual connotation. For all we know it could be intended to give aforementioned lesbians extra rights to make up for the years of oppresion they have suffered at the hands of the traditonal patriachal power structure.
The "BEAUTIFUL" standard is clearly a purely aesthetic choice- perhaps Brownie Mix is running a nation on artistic lines?
Labrador
03-03-2004, 18:28
Why isn't it funny? I bet you don't laugh at people falling over either.
No, but I DO laugh when people stub their toes...Now that IS funny!
We had ice last week- it was so funny watching everyone fall over... Then I skidded about five metres down the hill... that WAS funny.
Ecopoeia
03-03-2004, 18:40
Did somebody mention a circus?
Roll up, roll up! Witness the chafe-defying teenage boys perform their amazing bedroom acrobatics in a bid to repaint the ceiling and more! You'll gasp, you'll laugh, you'll cry!
Christ, has it come to this?
Stafitorium
03-03-2004, 18:40
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All I have to say is who gets to decide who the beautfull lesbians are?
That would be the grand council of Teenage boys and ordinary looking lesbians. Its all in article 234 of the bill.
Emperor Matthuis
03-03-2004, 19:56
Ah, excellent. I've been expecting this sort of post for a long time. Perhaps you'd also like to introduce a proposal to enforce 'lesbians fellating young boys while stroking each other'? You creepy, jism-soaked runt.
Maya Toitovna
Speaker for Home Affairs
Hey calm down it is not a good idea to insult spammers even if it is very tempting...but mods i have reported a region that asks for hot lesbians to join it :roll:
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All I have to say is who gets to decide who the beautfull lesbians are?
Exactly, everyone has different opinions on what "beauty" is.
Commander In Chief Matthew Rix
Dictator of Limavady
U.N Delegate for Ulstonia
Founder of Ulstonia
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All I have to say is who gets to decide who the beautfull lesbians are?
Exactly, everyone has different opinions on what "beauty" is.
Commander In Chief Matthew Rix
Dictator of Limavady
U.N Delegate for Ulstonia
Founder of Ulstonia
Right... :roll:
Since most are in agreement this is apointless thread, I here-by requisition it to notify you all that I have posted my own proposal in the Rights of U.N. Nations thread on U.N. forums, that said, have a nice day, and many too ticklish for comfort feathers to spam monkeys, lesbian or no.
- The Rep of Komokom.