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The werewolves are spreading and they're taking over the world!
Support our resolution to destroy the moon now!
No moon means no full moon! No full moon means no werewolves!

Search the UN proposals for: Fight against the Werewolf
It is proposed by Pimpi

UN DELEGATES UNITE TO MAKE THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE!

I count on your support

... But how will the UNSC work without a Moon? And won't all the werewolfs just turn into vampires, making the problem even worse?
Here's the full proposal:
Fight against the Werewolf

A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security Strength: Significant Proposed by: Pimpi
Description: We have come up with an incredibly intelligent and usefull solution to the overpopulation of werewolfes in our world. Werewolves are known to turn into wolves during a full moon. We suggest to dis-orbit the moon, when there is no moon there will also be no full moon! The dis-orbitting process would be done by three powerfull satellites, which would pull the moon with a rope outside the earth's system.
Not only the problem of the Werewolves would be solved, but also there would be no more tides. So fishermen can go fish anytime and especially innocent turtles would be saved!!

We wonder how the moon will be 'dis-orbited' simply by using rope. And what about industries that require tides? Many forms of sealife require tides to allow for growth, while tourism will also be hit, because of the loss of surf beaches.

And how will the end of tides save the turtle?

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I am thinking of asking who ever mods the U.N. proposals to slice and dice this one into random data, oh, too late, the creator did.

Perhaps I should inform them of the dumb dumb dumb contradictory-ness of this one to passed proposal/s. I mean, it ws the same argument which pretty much killed that damn no gay marriage one.

- The Rep of Komokom.

I'm going to view this as a parody of those nations who said 'you can't claim the moon, WE LIVE THERE' and move on.

Roycelandia has no trouble with Werewolves, nor has one been recorded in our territory by a reliable witness since 1486.

We regard this proposal as irrelevant, and are glad that it has no chance of even reaching quorum...

Various metal hooks will be attached to the moon's surface.
The ropes will be attached to these hooks.
The turtles will be saved in the following way: Baby turtles have to swim from the beach into the sea when they come out of their eggs, a lot of them get eaten before they make it to the sea. When there are no tides the sea is constantly relatively close to their eggs. The distance won't be too long and therefore less turtles will die.

How can you compare this proposal to the gay marriage proposal? Why would anyone not be in favour of getting rid of all those man-eating monsters?

Back us up now and your population will not be threatened by werewolves anymore.

It is not that nobody has seen them it is just that nobody in your country has survived their attacks. :twisted:

MAN-EATING MONSTERS! I OBJECT IN THE STRONGLIEST DEGREE!

How dare you, sir! How DARE you insinuate that all werewolves are man-eating monsters. It is well understood by Tyrannan hug-therapists that werewolves start out as perfectly reasonable creatures, and are, by nature, loving. But through the cruel mistrust of Troglodytes like yourself, they have come to be feared and loathed. What do you think that would do to a werewolf, knowing that archaic prejudices still existed, and were levied against his kind? Of course, any self-respecting werewolf would fight back! And who could blame then? I daresay that of all the creatures represented in these hallowed halls who are a danger to us all, it is not the werewolf. Rather, it is they who would revile the most loving of creature, the werewolf. What next? Mandatory execution of fluffy bunnies? Detonation of all form of Teddy Bears? I should think not. Ladies and Gentlemen, do the right thing. Listen to your hearts.

Thank you.

El Djere, Lord Praetor of Lesser Tyrannus.

Since small arms producers in Mouseravia are suffering under our peaceful conditions and strict liability for injuries to humans, we would support global contracts for our Rodent 45 caliber automatics abd Wolfbuster RPG silver shrapnel devices.

We will fund optical technology that restricts firing of the weapons to nights with full moons at targets that are more than 90% covered in hair. While the occasional refugee elderly male from Miami with a full coat of back hair may be targeted within the tolerances of these safety locks, cost-benefit analysis justifies this limited legal exposure.

We would also suport mining contracts for silver and would work with developing nations to extract the meatl, with its favorable effect on global precious metal prices.

The always helpful yet continually abused nation of Berkylvania suggests that, if werewolves are indeed making the lives of your nation's citizens intolerable, perhaps you should refer to the recent UN resolution on euthanasia and consider putting your nation to sleep?

Werewolves are no longer a problem in Laio... the ghouls ate them :shock: .

And while were at it lets get rid of leprechauns to. After all werewolves are the leprechauns favourite meal.

We could always set up a seperate country for werewolves, leprechauns and other spirit folk.

If we distroy the moon, what will happen to the tides, and our orbit! How can anyone even make the moon explode? That would take alot of weaponry and could harm us here on earth!

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1) For once I actually agree with you (shudder) though I hasten to add only if your reffering to yonder proposal, other-wise I must say, no, we are not spamming... were using this convenient and pointless thread to boost our post counters! Until the mods come to dispatch it... :wink:

2) Hmmm. The blatant non-sensical effect this would have in effectively destroying a past proposal would mean I should probably ask Enodia who I think keeps a watchful eye over proposals propossed to delete it 'lest in the event the Sheep take over it gets enough steam to hit quorum... :wink:

3) That and it would make some space on the list, :wink:

4) No, no four. :wink:

- The Rep of Komokom.

Thanks for all your reactions.
The werewolf problem seems to be keeping a lot of you busy.
Werewolves are normal people who turn into a wolf during a full moon, do you think they like that??
Get rid of the moon and they'll be completely human again.

By now we have 6 approvals so we're 142 short. I am convinced we'll get there pretty soon but it would be nice if you people backed us up.

Approve our proposal now and the world will be an even better place.

Can't we just GE them to be smaller?

Would smaller werewolves still be such a problem??

But if we didn't have a moon, then how would we tell if the pirates who just captured us are cursed ones who cannot die?

how odd
i can remember when some poor doggie had his jaws propt open
to prevent him from eating it
the moon that is

my father always insisted it was made out of green cheese
he was rather dissapointed when the first samples came back
rather ordinary rock and dust

i sould also add that we're rather fond of our weres. we find them cuddly and mostly harmless though they do seem to have a terrible time with fleas.

the were manatees throw great parties when they come ashore on the beach

and of course our red panda weres make great husbands and wives

=^^=
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Hear, Hear :!: :roll: