NationStates Jolt Archive

What do people think is the worst UN resolution?


Also, a plug for my proposal, could delegates please approve my proposal "Ballast Water"; can be found on page 4 of the proposals awaiting aproval, but easily be found by searching the proposals for "Ballast Water"


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Ballast water is a major vector for invasive marine species. By mandatory cycling of ballast water member nations waters we will reduce the introduction and spead of weedy invasive species such as zebra mussel and northern pacific sea star with minimum disruption to industry.

Euthanasia has so many loopholes it’s got my vote.

That pop-up one was bad but luckily it was never passed.

Desdemona,
UN representative,
The Black New World

here's the proposal for those that are interested:

The NationStates United Nations,

OBSERVING that it is common practice for international cargo ships to release ballast water upon arriving at their destination ports or in waters near these ports,

REALIZING that it is necessary for these ships to use ballast material during long voyages across international waters, and that ballast material is extremely useful in allowing ships to remain level while loading and unloading cargo while in port,

AWARE that ballast water is a primary source of the introduction of nonindigenous or alien species into fragile aquatic ecosystems,

CONCERNED that nonindigenous species frequently have no natural predators in the new ecosystems they are introduced into,

NOTING that often these species compete with or threaten and prey upon native species, including many endangered species,

NOTING FURTHER that protecting biodiversity is of interest to both local and international interests, in that losses in biodiversity have resulted in damages and losses in the stock of commercial fisheries,

1. RECOMMENDS that international cargo ships using ballast water exchange or cycle this water while in ocean waters exceeding 1,600 meters in depth;
2. FURTHER RECOMENDS that independant nations pass legislation to mandate the installation of nitrogen deoxification equiptment or UV steralizers on all international cargo ships;
3. CALLS UPON nations to adopt similar standards for domestic cargo ships that travel through international waters;
4. SUGGESTS that the uptake of ballast water should be minimized when propellers may stir up sediments and bottom dwelling organisms, or in periods of darkness, when the quality of the ballast water can not be easily accessed;
5. FURTHER RECOMMENDS that cargo ships, when possible, develop and put into practice routine schedules to clean out the ballast tanks either mid-ocean or in dry docks, in order to minimize the risks of introducing harmful aquatic organisms; and
6. REQUESTS governments work with the shipping industries based in their countries to assess additional methods of minimizing the risks of introducing harmful aquatic organisms.

Oooh, it's a toss-up. Fight the Axis of Evil is an obvious candidate (the title refers to non-NationStates countries, only three nations actually voted on it, and it includes no actual measures except increasing military budgets). Hydrogen Powered Vehicles is also pretty shoddy (refers to non-NationStates countries, uses thoroughly unformal language including all-caps and multiple exclamation marks, and presumes a great deal on technology).
Free education, Save the forests of the World, and Legalise prostitution are also strong candidates, more for their shoddy wording, high prescriptivity and vulnerability to abuse than their underlying sentiment.

yes I agree the "Fight the Axis of Evil" is a poor one, I just put that down to a fear inspired anomaly

The 20/20 hindsighted yet totally zenned out nation of Berkylvania agrees that the Euthanasia resolution, while perhaps well intentioned, was quite possibly the most heinous piece of garbage this representative has seen since the bastard child of Anne Rice and Danielle Steele went into collaboration with John Grisham.