Ban Defective Laser Tag Guns
Yeah, so here I am, sipping my tea and leafing through this morning's stack of proposals, when what should I see cross my desk, but a proposal aiming (pardon my pun) to eliminate defective laser tag guns. I, for one, HATE going to one of our many government sponsored laser tag events, only to be eliminated because my gun is defective! And since you can only have *SO* many incompetant laser tag gun maintainance people summarily executed, I believe this proposal will end the frustration of losing and the embarassment of hunting down a man and his family for failure.
Delegates, I URGE you in the strongliest degree to support this proposal.
Thank you.
El Djere, Lord Praetor of Lesser Tyrannus
Emperor Matthuis
25-02-2004, 19:09
Yeah, so here I am, sipping my tea and leafing through this morning's stack of proposals, when what should I see cross my desk, but a proposal aiming (pardon my pun) to eliminate defective laser tag guns. I, for one, HATE going to one of our many government sponsored laser tag events, only to be eliminated because my gun is defective! And since you can only have *SO* many incompetant laser tag gun maintainance people summarily executed, I believe this proposal will end the frustration of losing and the embarassment of hunting down a man and his family for failure.
Delegates, I URGE you in the strongliest degree to support this proposal.
Thank you.
El Djere, Lord Praetor of Lesser Tyrannus
Don't see anything wrong with them myself :?
Yeah, so here I am, sipping my tea and leafing through this morning's stack of proposals, when what should I see cross my desk, but a proposal aiming (pardon my pun) to eliminate defective laser tag guns. I, for one, HATE going to one of our many government sponsored laser tag events, only to be eliminated because my gun is defective! And since you can only have *SO* many incompetant laser tag gun maintainance people summarily executed, I believe this proposal will end the frustration of losing and the embarassment of hunting down a man and his family for failure.
Delegates, I URGE you in the strongliest degree to support this proposal.
Thank you.
El Djere, Lord Praetor of Lesser Tyrannus
Don't see anything wrong with them myself :?
Any thing wrong with what your... high-ness... ?
Personally, I love those laser tag games, there this great commercial place, down the rode from my diplomatic mansion apartments, that has a great urban combat set up, and yes, defective gear always fug's up the crucial shots... If this was a properely written, serious dead-pan layed out proposal, you've got my vote!
(Plus, laser games, their a great way to prove to friends you really are a crack pistol shot, almost as good as paint ball, minus the bruises... usually, :wink: )
The Rep of Komokom.
I like laser tag; it's like Halo without the fuel rod guns and little dudes screaming "He's here, he's here" and "we're all gonna die!"