NationStates Jolt Archive

I think that diplomatic confrontation isn´t war in Nation States or anywhere, our job is to find global solutions to global problems, if anyone want to call war to diplomacy I thick its ok. But in here in the United Nations we have to resolve problems that afect to every Nation States, and the diplomatics problems between two nations have to be solved between those two Nation States.
If you belive in a real freadom vote against this Dictatorial & Omipresent resolution that gives to the UN lots of rights over every Nation States.
We got UN members freely but we have lots of issues that can´t be delivered to this organization, we have lots of issues that are so much imprtant that give UN the right to decide over Nation States

Have you read the discussion threads on this resolution? If not, do so - you will find that this resolution gives the UN no powers that it does not already have. It simply puts on a formal footing the state of current UN law.

Oh, for the love of...

Look, this resolution does not give the UN extra rights. It merely affirms the rights it has already and sets in stone a guide to proper conduct for UN nations. If anything it guards against the inappropriate issues that concern you - providing people read and understand it.

Art Randolph
Speaker for Legal Affairs

Ecopoeia: are you stalking us?

Look, noo it's the right of ev'ry nation to fight, an' we'll be doin it, UN or nae UN!

Stalkin' stalkin', who's stalkin' :roll:

The bill, in my opinon, messes up the terms "Rights" and "Duty"...

The bill, in my opinon, messes up the terms "Rights" and "Duty"...

How so?

Nac Mac Feigle: rest assured that this resolution in no way prevents your glorious nation from continuing its fine cultural tradition of drunken brawling. In fact, you must concede that the UN - in the form of the Strangers' Bar - has brought your nation's fighting prowess to the attention of a far wider audience than it would otherwise have received.

We'll NO be Fooled Again! Nae Lawyers!!!! Hang 'em wi the Excise Men!!!!!!

*Comrade Christian, Delegate for Law, steps into the room smiling widely and clutching a very thick sheaf of documents.*

"Mr Rory Bigger than Big Rory and much Bigger than Wee Rory Mac Feigle?"

" Ma Brutha's no' here on account of getting p**sed, I am Taller than Hamish but no' quite as broad as Hamish Hamish"

"Yoo after somethin' Bigjob?

" Ma Brutha's no' here on account of getting p**sed, I am Taller than Hamish but no' quite as broad as Hamish Hamish"

"Yoo after somethin' Bigjob?

"I'm here to serve a writ on Mr Rory Bigger than Big Rory and much Bigger than Wee Rory Mac Feigle and Mr Taller than Hamish but no' quite as broad as Hamish Hamish Mac Feigle on seven charges of Being Rascally Drunk, fifteen charges of Grievous Bodily Harm, twelve charges of stealing cows, thirty-six charges of Using Obscene Language, one hundred and forty-four charges of Using Language That Would Probably Be Obscene If Anyone Could Understand It. Oh, and five charges of Assault With A Deadly Weapon, which was, in this case..." - she consults the sheaf of papers - "poetry. Now, are you going to come quietly?"

"Aye, that'll be right y'besom! We'll no be fooled agin, ya ken!"

Shouted Taller than Hamish but no' as broad as Hamish Hamish, as he made a dash for the door.

"Yew can tak that pile o' writings an' stick 'em up yr.........."

The sound of the voice diminished with distance.

Heheheheh. There's only two ways to stop a Nac Mac Feigle in its tracks - lawyers and alcohol-free beer. And there's no way an East Hackneyite would touch a drink without alcohol in it...

Aye right! We'll admit it's true
tha' the Bigjobs frae East Hackney snort their brew,
An whilst they're hobbnobbin' with the likes o' lawyers
We move so fast ye'd ne'er ha' saw us!
So noo ya scunners who're callin' comrade,
Crivens! we'd no let ye come on a coo raid!

Scottish midget rap. In the UN.

We are unsure whether to be heartened or deeply appalled.