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Nuclear Obsolescence Proposal

Bahgum
22-02-2004, 12:41
Glorious greetings fellow nations. The magnificent nation of Bahgum proposes the following, which was wisely drawn up by our most esteemed minister for pies and family relations:

Nuclear Obsolescence
A resolution to slash worldwide military spending.


Category: Global Disarmament Strength: Mild Proposed by: Bahgum
Description: Very rarely does an opportunity to solve two pressing issues at once present itself. However, this fine resolution is such a chance, grasp it with both hands now!

The problems:
Increasing proliferation of nuclear arms and the resulting steady slow march to the return of cold war status in some areas of the world.

Advances in society have given the mother in law far too much free time (and we ALL know that is not good).

The Solution:
Bahgum Proposes, that in its most humble opinion, the UN should:
Establish regional 'crack' squads of mothers in law under UN command.

Such squads to be dispatched to any regions where nuclear proliferation or threat of nuclear exchange is under way.

Upon arrival the mothers in law will, as nature has bestowed them, interfere in that regions affairs to such an extent that the possibility of continuing a nuclear programme or threatening war will become impossible, or just plain forgotten about as the UN squad continue their 'work'.

Indeed, it is expected that nations will gladly surrender all nuclear arms and nuclear programmes just to have the UN re-call the mother in law squad.

So..let's give our mothers in law a reason to go somewhere else! Let's solve the nuclear problem. Endorse the UN mother in law programme.
22-02-2004, 12:47
:shock: Suffice to say that Albion has no nuclear weapons but a surplus of mother in laws, such as the beauty seen here:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vpv9fLELPd0J:www.lancashire.gov.uk/education/d_lif/museums/grin/assets/images/cissie.gif
*Albion Mother In Law, seen Yesterday*

any proposal that finds these... persons a suitable distraction is worth considering.

A Communist Broom,

Somewhere in Ithuania,

but normally in a Broom Cupboard in Albion
22-02-2004, 15:20
Hmm, do I want a joke to ruin my country :?: I'll get back to you. It's going to b a tough decision.
Bahgum
22-02-2004, 15:22
Our leader does not joke when discussing the evil that is his mother in law. Bahgum cannot overstate the seriousness of this matter.
22-02-2004, 15:32
Ah, if your leader was serious, and your leader thought that this would actually work, then your leader must be a crazed maniac. Our delegates don't approve of proposals written by crazed manics.
22-02-2004, 15:45
If you think you will get any vote from our nation, we beg you to rethink your position. While Nuclear disarmement is a wonderful idea, enlisting mother-in-laws is not the way to do it. We agree with Germany and France on this issue, although we think that Germany and France should take a stronger standing.

However we would like a more PERMANENT way to get rid of some..... in law "nuissnces" if you will.