NationStates Jolt Archive

Whereas,
Toothbrushing scrapes away the surface layers of enamel from your tooth

AND
Toothbrushing is locally regarded as a repugnant and reprehensible habit,

AND
Proselytizing in favor of one's cultural traditions and non-traditions is inherently justified

WE are resolved that our particular agenda regarding toothbrushing (BAN IT) should proliferate throughout the globe.

All in favor should remain silent on this thread.

Uh.... right...

Not in favor.

Our assistant delegate for health affairs says:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:HMyI5wQaTm4J:campus.queens.edu/depts/english/images/RAY%2520TOOTHLESS.JPG
You Tell 'em!

Whereas,
Toothbrushing scrapes away the surface layers of enamel from your tooth

Yes, i'm certain that the hardest substance in the human body is significantly damaged by plastic bristles.. :roll:

WE are resolved that our particular agenda regarding toothbrushing (BAN IT) should proliferate throughout the globe.

We agree. Spread that agenda the world over. (No brushing means more dental work.)

And I am resolved that it doesn't
Well you got one ally and one more enemy.