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I, Head Zombi of Zombidom, would like to make a proposition for worldwide cannibalism.

It would help hunger in countries and would create more room for landscaping, real estate, etc. by negating the need for graveyards. When a person dies, their flesh can be harvested by meat-packers and put out at butchers, grocery stores, et al. This would create more jobs, as it would be an entirely new field being dealt with, requiring more people to work it.

Obviously it would be subject to the FDA, who would approve different cuts of human meat with different grades, just like all other kinds of meat. Diseased pieces would not be harvested.

Please consider this.

NOTE: This was originally posted in the NationStates forum but it seems to be better suited for this one

Head Zombi of Zombidom

* The Rep of Komokom stands to speak.

(Ahem)

Ewww. Ewww. Ew Ew Ew. Ewwwww! Ew, Ew.

Pfffrt, just when I thought we could begin to move on from some of the more "morally flammable" issues of the day when ping! this turns up to bite us on our... monitors. Jeeez. Great, now I will have the honor to know if I put on a few pounds then I could feed the guests at my own funeral on the cheap.

In conclusion, Ew! Ew! Ew!

And please. pass the pork, not some old porker. :wink:

The Rep of Komokom.

MSL approves of any measure promoting freedom, and cannialism should thus be protected as a natural human right. Since murder is widely recognized as being wrong, as well as fundamentally against each individuals right to life, we move that no one may kill either through action or inaction in order to get a free meal.

Got milk? No? Well, how about a slice of Harry?

Puh'lease, how long till you get black market people meat, homeless people being culled to go into school kids lunches cause its cheap...

Hey, why not make this an N.S. independant issue... no, wait, hang on is there not one already which deals with it?

Why the hell should this be an enforced U.N. issue? My government has currently decided against allowing cannibalism due to particularly gritty lega cases in the past, man making a suit of human skin, another eating another mans liver while unwilling liver donatee is still alive and bleeding, that sort of thing... Why the hell would I want you crazies ditating to me what my people can and can't eat, why the hell do you think we bother with a localised NATIONAL government?

Pfffrt, says The Rep of Komokom.

join the dwarven goverment and us dwarfs will provide the cannibles with fresh victems

Bahgum questions whether there will be a market for human flesh, when the world is already flooded with very cheap, tinned Spam?

dwarfs provide the canibles with 2/3 of its gopher meat

Okay, the point about reducing land used for graveyards is really stupid, but the overall idea is, in my opinion, sound. In Steelworks in particular this would be useful, due to the vegetarianism laws.

if canible take over a region u better hope u escape

I dunno, it might be kindof gratifying to eat your worst enemy (legally) after (legally) sentencing him to his death...

I shouldn't be getting turned on by this, shouldn't I?

Most Hirotans are vegetarians anyway, so the Democratic States of Hirota sees little point in voting in favour of this, especially as we perceive it to go against the idea of a nations self-determination.
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Ahem.

Ewww! Ewww! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ewww! Ew!

Sick stuff is this, like, I so do not want people to be eating people, it just seems... wrong? Okay, I have not got any real evidence to defend my claim, at this moment, but, like, I so do not want people eating me, I still think it is a persons right to decide what is like, "done" to their body, even after their death, and I so know my people would not want this rule in place to gratify a minority.

So, like, hands off my corpse!

This is most certainly NOT A U.N. ISSUE ANYWAY,

THERE IS LIKE A REGULAR ISSUE DEALING WITH IT.

NEXT YOU'LL PROPOSE HOW WE SPEND OUR TAXES, WHAT NEXT?

The Rep of Komokom, starting to wonder if he has fallen into some perverse Resident Evil parody?

(Grabs shot gun and locks door)

We, the High Authority of the Holy Psychotropic Church, cannot support this measure. We have 15 years of scientific experimental data proving that the consumption of human meats by humans is unhealthy (well, what the hell do you use your prisoners for?). Therefore we would only accept this measure if it were conditional as a way to feed animals.

MSL believes that Psychotropics has a very good idea, if it's true that eating fellow humans is bad for the health, then it's best to do soemthign productive with a human corpse, in the spirit of recycling. Presently in MSL we throw all corpses into a thermal depolymerizer turning them into oil. I guess you could say the dead oils are economy. (ok bad joke)

We, the High Authority of the Holy Psychotropic Church, cannot support this measure. We have 15 of scientific experimental data proving that the consumption of human meats by humans is unhealthy (well, what the hell do you use your prisoners for?). Therefore we would only accept this measure if it were conditional as a way to feed animals.

Hmmm, actually, instead of removing violent enemies of the state to remote polar locations (As of till now) would be less effective then executing them and feeding their processed corpses to goverment owned farm animals or animal food suppliers...

You may be onto something... :wink:

The Rep of Komokom.

in the rodent alliance the rodent and dwarfs eat people and guess what ITS FUN

Though I digress, this whole thing does bring a new perspective on the term... "Eat Me..."

(Shudder)

The Rep of Komokom.

I ruler of the Holy Empire Of Satanic warfare agree, it would solve world hunger. It may seem gross now but generations from now your grandchildren will look forward to eating human flesh.






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