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I THINK WE SHOULD DESTROY kuba

10-02-2004, 14:03
I THINK WE SHOULD DESTROY THEM BECAUSE ALL THE DO IS SLAG PEOPLE OF AND WANT TO START FIGHTS. SO I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE WITH OUT THEM. BELIVE ME I USED TO BE IN IT. THX
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10-02-2004, 14:09
He's right. Kuba sucks. Destroy it.
10-02-2004, 14:09
He's right. Kuba sucks. Destroy it.
10-02-2004, 14:15
The region is sad. It has no friends. U should destroy them. :twisted: :!:
10-02-2004, 14:16
I have been slagged off many a time by this pitiful little nation. i have tried to stop going to war with them but they have gone too far . ihope you will agree with me
10-02-2004, 15:02
The Supreme Soviet congratulates the special people for their ability to live your lives almost as normally as the rest of us. We hope that you enjoyed your visit to the U.N. building. Dom De Bum, I believe that your velcro shoes have come and done. I shall call your assistant to deal with it for you.

The rest of you, if you would be so kind as to follow me, There is gelatin free jelly and ice cream in the U.N. cafe and fluffy bears and pencil crayons in the U.N. store. Single file, please.
10-02-2004, 18:29
Kuba slags every1 off they called every1 in th UN losers :!: :!: :!: :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :!: :!:
Frisbeeteria
10-02-2004, 18:34
Oh, Supreme Soviet? Another one's gotten away from the tour. Do you know where that dratted teacher has gone off to? She really ought to keep her class on leashes.

Could some moderating type please lock the door to the Visitors Gallery? It's hard to get any real work done with these interruptions.
Emperor Matthuis
10-02-2004, 19:31
Oh, Supreme Soviet? Another one's gotten away from the tour. Do you know where that dratted teacher has gone off to? She really ought to keep her class on leashes.

Could some moderating type please lock the door to the Visitors Gallery? It's hard to get any real work done with these interruptions.


Anyone wanna bet that they are all puppets of the same person? :roll:
Greenspoint
10-02-2004, 19:46
The Rogue Nation of Greenspoint noted with some disinterest the line of short yellow busses in the drive out front. Now it all falls into place.
10-02-2004, 20:42
Kuba sucks and we should kick it's ass :!: :!: :twisted: 8)
10-02-2004, 20:45
I agree we should destroy it :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :lol:
10-02-2004, 20:45
I agree we should destroy it :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :lol:
Sophista
10-02-2004, 20:59
BBC Newswire: Special Report
UN Under Assault From Very Special Forces

A multinational, highly trained group of very special forces units assaulted the United Nations today, leading to a temporary break down of international diplomacy.

"It was absolutely terrible," said Renee Yulsh, a senior translator. "They kept running down the halls with scissors and singing the most mindless songs off key at top volume. The representative from Shimshamariffic almost killed himself because of the noise."

The terrorists gained access to the UN building by posing as a group of tourists from the E. Whitney Center for Learning Disabilities. It was realized only too late that the E. Whitney Center was actually a front for an international terrorist group.

"They looked so cute coming off them little short busses," said UN security official Jeff Jeffdijeff. "How can you consider a bunch of kids drooling on themselves a threat?"

As of now, the conflict has yet to be resolved. Elite counterterrorism forces are attempting to lure the group from the building by promising them fingerpaints and candy. So far, no attempts to re-take the building by force have been laid out.

On the flipside, a spokesperson for the terrorist front has come forward on behalf of his group, speaking on condition of anonymity.

"I'm so proud of them, really. Usually they're all rolling on the floor looking for magic beans by this time of day. They've even made it past medicine time! They're all doing such a good job, and we have to encourage them everyday that they're doing a good job. Its not that they aren't terrorists, they're just terrorists with different learning styles."

The standoff is expected to continue for many days, as the small group of invaders continue to smear their own feces on the walls. The BBC gives its best wishes to the brave diplomats inside, and godspeed.
Demo-Bobylon
10-02-2004, 20:59
Modalert.
Tactical Grace
10-02-2004, 21:59
I probably shouldn't say this, but it is quite funny. Alas . . .

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