Joccia enacts International Passport Law
The Joccian Parliament today enacted new laws to standardise Passport information.
From Today Joccia will accept only standardised passports which contain the following information
The Document shall contain information as follows:
1 Political Orientation
2 Sexual Orientation
3 Terrorist Links
4 Communicable Diseases
5 Parentage
6 Criminal Record
7 War crimes
8 Knowlege of War Crimes, Criminals, or having witnessed the same.
9 General attitude to trouble-making,
10 General PC awareness
11 Name
12 Social Class
13 Salary Bracket
14 Sexual Deviations
Joccia would find these items of great use in deciding entry to her borders
and will not admit persons whose passports do not carry the above information. Please include this information on your standardised passports in order to comply with International Law.
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This coming from a left leaning nation? I'd have thought tourism would have been a problem with your barren, inhospitable landscape without your government putting people off.
Anyway, it's your economy, you stiffle it however you want.
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Can't wait for the magic 300million mark. How they make an absolute monarchy left leaning??? :shock:
However, barren, inhospitable, why shouldn't tourists come here, they go to Vegas, Japan and France don't they?
The Allied States of Lesser Tyrannus are more than willing to comply with these regulations, however, we're in the process of planting computer chips in the skulls of our citizens that will carry all their information. Something about cutting down our precious rainforests for passport paper doesn't sit well with us. If any of our loyal citizens were to vacation in Joccia, would there be scanning devices available, or shall we deforest, loot, pillage, and plunder our natural resources to comply with international law?
The Allied States of Lesser Tyrannus are more than willing to comply with these regulations, however, we're in the process of planting computer chips in the skulls of our citizens that will carry all their information. Something about cutting down our precious rainforests for passport paper doesn't sit well with us. If any of our loyal citizens were to vacation in Joccia, would there be scanning devices available, or shall we deforest, loot, pillage, and plunder our natural resources to comply with international law?
Being Brittanic Style Nation we would rather prefer fish with our chips, trees tend to be rather indigestible
Can't wait for the magic 300million mark. How they make an absolute monarchy left leaning??? :shock:
However, barren, inhospitable, why shouldn't tourists come here, they go to Vegas, Japan and France don't they?
Its 500,000,000
Mikitivity
11-02-2004, 01:20
The Allied States of Lesser Tyrannus are more than willing to comply with these regulations, however, we're in the process of planting computer chips in the skulls of our citizens that will carry all their information. Something about cutting down our precious rainforests for passport paper doesn't sit well with us. If any of our loyal citizens were to vacation in Joccia, would there be scanning devices available, or shall we deforest, loot, pillage, and plunder our natural resources to comply with international law?
See! Did I not tell this forum that there are nations that use the barcode to mark and process their populations?
While it is little business of ours to judge how you treat your citizens, if Tyrannians wish to visit the Confederacy of Mikitivity they will either have to carry UN sanctioned travel documents -or- be willing to submit to a telepathic scan. We don't have barcode readers. Of course, if Lesser Tyrannus would like to give the Confederacy enough barcode scanners, we'd be happy to integrate them into our port (notice I said one) of entry.
Carlemnaria
11-02-2004, 03:50
carlemnaria issues no passports or visas and requires none (nor imposes any other restriction) to pass our boarders in either diriction for any reason at any time unless accompanied by a large accumulation of modern military hardware (which will automaticly disintigrate and self destruct on attempting to do so) or previously convicted of a (recognized by our own laws) felonious crime in our own courts or those of a recognized allie.
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Can't wait for the magic 300million mark. How they make an absolute monarchy left leaning??? :shock:
However, barren, inhospitable, why shouldn't tourists come here, they go to Vegas, Japan and France don't they?
Its 500,000,000
Oh great :roll: by the time I get there it'll probably be 750,000,000