NationStates Jolt Archive


Dear United Nations

10-02-2004, 09:28
Thank you for your pinko commie liberal bureaucracy. The colonials of New Delaware Island hereby "comply" with your decrees.

*accidentally targets the UN building in New Dover, New Delaware's capital, with cruise missiles and incendiary laser-guided bombs during naval warfare training exercises*

Sincerely,

Noah Jameson "Tex" duPont VII
Governor, New Delaware Island

*sees a UN worker who survived the blasts and is crawling away to safety, and accidentally shoots him five times with a shotgun*
10-02-2004, 10:05
We would like to point out what is so often pointed out, and that we usually dislike hearing. If you do not wish to be under these laws, leave. Otherwise, stay and reform this august 'pinko commie liberal bureaucracy' with us and cease the purile strong-arm tactics against a body with more I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons than the entire Pacific regions combined.
Meulmania
10-02-2004, 10:11
I agree that if you disagree with the UN then maybe you should resign from their.


BUT what is the use of asking me if I want to legalise Euthanasia one week and the next forced to comply with it legalised. I want a degree of running my own country with out being forced mon I would like to think domestic issues.

I know this will not change anything and I will stay in the UN but please more International issues like the Passport issue as a pose to the Legalise Gambling and such issues.
10-02-2004, 10:13
The Cromwell City Silicon Chip Factory Soviet would like to point out that the 'pinko commie liberal bureaucracy' you thanked the UN for was not yours. It has been delivered to you by mistake. It was in fact us who ordered them as tea makers and cake slicers for our mid morning breaks. I trust that you will return them to us forthwith. We will of course reimburse you for any lossed you have incurred.

However, said lossed must be weighed against the damge that you have made to UN buildings, which Albion has made finanical contributions to. Thank you.

Ah, it appears that we have in fact not made financial contibutions to any UN buidlings in any nations at all. It appears that we had fallen for an email scam.
10-02-2004, 10:14
*hands you this (http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/naunm.jpg) badge*

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10-02-2004, 10:29
The Cromwell City Silicon Chip Factory Soviet would like to point out that the 'pinko commie liberal bureaucracy' you thanked the UN for was not yours. It has been delivered to you by mistake. It was in fact us who ordered them as tea makers and cake slicers for our mid morning breaks. I trust that you will return them to us forthwith. We will of course reimburse you for any lossed you have incurred.

However, said lossed must be weighed against the damge that you have made to UN buildings, which Albion has made finanical contributions to. Thank you.

Ah, it appears that we have in fact not made financial contibutions to any UN buidlings in any nations at all. It appears that we had fallen for an email scam.
Hahaha! :D

Sorry to have disrupted your export operations. Your 'pinko commie liberal bureaucracy' products will be returned to you as soon as my citizens cease using them for porta-potties.

And Raysia: 8)
Bahgum
10-02-2004, 13:52
The gloriously sensible nation of Bahgum is saddened to see that nations still have delivery problems as we move into the 21st century. The recent 'misplacement' of a group of pinko commies being the latest unfortunate example. Bahgum is pleased to say that we have no such problems, and will be delighted to share the answer.
We have noticed that the problem lies firmly with the advent of courier and dispatch companies with names which invariably contain either 'logistics', 'solutions' or 'express' in their title. We have had the managers of said companies lined up against a wall and pelted with soft cheese and beetroot. All Bahgum deliveries are now made by thoroughly reliable cart-horse mail. We have plenty of cart-horses spare and will be delighted to consult on a national delivery service. Our delivery rates for pinko commies, lefty loons, far-right nutcases, smelly green activists and human rights softies have been 100%.
10-02-2004, 18:07
Hello and welcome to the 21st century, where messages fly direct by speed mail and special delivery, I expect this message to reach you some time before the 23rd century, I hope I am not dissapointed.


Hey, if you have any freedom loving trouble makers I would love to take them, I have a flourishing virus population which is extremely effecient at doing what my underpaid, overworked coppers cannot...

come see if you dont believe me...