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PLEASE APPROVE MY LEGAL PROSTITUTION REGULATIONS PROPOSAL

As the nation of Frisbeeteria has stated before in another topic, the United Nations building is littered with microphones. There is no need to yell.

The Confederacy of Caligatio, seeing prostitution as a moral issue, will not support any proposal dealing with the topic. Moral issues should be decided by each sovereign nation. And though the United Nations has infringed that right, it is a consequence of of joining the international community, and one that I am willing to accept.

Todd M.
President of the Confederacy of Caligatio

Lubria would state that certain moral issues deserve the attention of the UN. Morality is half of government, the other half is money. As the UN cannot collect taxes, I believe we're left with moral issues.

Oh, great, yeah, morality.

Yeah, morality, gee its so good, I mean what a moral world we live in, yeah. Hmmm, I'd better stop, the sarcasm is starting to drip across the desk...

So, we should not debate about morality, okay, fine, so like, its not like the world needs it anyway,

Don't get me wrong by the by, I hate wack brained religious preaching preeks who provoke hate and anger with their narrow little "Morality is what I and God say is Right, and immorality is what I and God say is Wrong" veiw of the issue.

But as I have argued previously, in a world where a man or woman walks up into a bus, to blow it up in a suicide attack, killing little kids, just cause their parents are of differing "faith", well...

I don't think it would hurt to try to fix things a little, would it?

The real problem is the constant bombarding of the U.N. with proposals featuring null points on game mechanics, or reffering to impossible ones, not to mention the ones that sound just like the in game issues we all get, but hey, who am I to go critical on your butts for that, you key poking, "yes" clicking weenies.

* * * SIMPLY SUM UP,

When your only argument against an idea is simply "morality" which is simply YOUR perception of a thing, regardless what maybe even 99.9% of other people think.., with no other point to make, then sit down and insert your foot back in your mouth.

Get over it. Morality is, to excuse my pun, not an "issue" here...

"Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in god above,
If the bible tells you so,

Do you believe in rock on and roll,
And can music save,
Your mortal soul?" Don McLean - American Pie.

Please stop with the prostitution issues, it's getting a bit repetitive...Please stop with the prostitution issues, it's getting a bit repetitive...Please stop with the prostitution issues, it's getting a bit repetitive...Please stop with the prostitution issues, it's getting a bit repetitive...Please stop with the prostitution issues, it's getting a bit repetitive...Please stop with the prostitution issues, it's getting a bit repetitive...

Got the Hint?

We did not support its legalization.

We will not support its regulation by an international power. If you do not hold power over all other occuptations, you do not control this one. Take your legalization and go away.

Legal Prostitution Regulations
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights Strength: Mild Proposed by: Jen Rizzo
Description: Prostitution was made legal by a recent UN resolution. Since it's already legal, why not approve this proposal, and make it safer and more benefitial?

-Prostitution will be a government regulated industry.
-Workers must be tested for all STDs before being hired.
-Workers, after being hired, will get frequent tests.
-Clients must be tested before paying for a prostitute.
-Workers and clients must be 18 years of age or older.
-Gender and race are irrelivant issues.
-Workers will have work shifts and will not be allowed to work before or after their shift.
-A person must have a liscence to work as a prostitute, and will only get a liscence after the rigourous STD testing.
-Any prostitution or prositution businesses without liscences is illegal.
-Commercials for these businesses will only run after 11:30 p.m.

Approve this proposal to make it safer for all, and more benefitial to your nation's economy.

Approvals: 27 (Jen Rizzo, West - Europa, Detrevin, Xaqon, Bragonnia, Adriatic Wisdom, Jontes, Sulon, Markodonia, Quantum Group, Collinsville People, Cherry Cola, Crystal Isle, Taraguy, Wyrrin, Spurland, Brodiemania, Disagreeable bastards, Kalenstein, Stumperlowe, Azelma, Coolet, Lamoni, Burn Zone, BaBaZuZu, Commodore caswell, The Blackwater)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 121 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Feb 10 2004

This is in place already in our nation. We do not need your mandate to manage our whores, thank you very much. We know quite well how to ensure that they, like every other government employee in our nation (all employees in our nation, we being a managed economy), receive their due.

It should come as no surprise that we have little to no prostitutes currently employed, nor are we likely to have them employed.

We further do not see it as the UN's business to dictate how our brother and sister nations will manage their businesses.