NationStates Jolt Archive


Satanism as a state religion.

30-01-2004, 15:40
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

And now the eleven satanic rules of the earth:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Svartpest is maybe the first nation ever to have Satanism as a state religion. Is this maybe something for you?
The Dictatorship of Svartpest recomends it to the world!
Lichens
30-01-2004, 20:35
We're legalizing everything else... so why not... :?
30-01-2004, 22:15
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

The Confederacy of Caligatio would like to point out that adherents to Satanism do not worship Satan, nor do they believe in Satan.

Also, your personal bias, as displayed in the quote above, has no place in a possible resolution. Such should be based upon logic and fact.

Additionally, we see nothing here to approve. Perhaps if it was in the proper form....

The Confederacy of Caligatio, though disapproving of Satanism, would support such a bill if it were written in bill form, and personal bias was taken out of it. All nations should feel free to adopt any kind of faith, even Satanism.

Todd M.
President of the Confederacy of Caligatio
30-01-2004, 22:15
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

The Confederacy of Caligatio would like to point out that adherents to Satanism do not worship Satan, nor do they believe in Satan.

Also, your personal bias, as displayed in the quote above, has no place in a possible resolution. Such should be based upon logic and fact.

Additionally, we see nothing here to approve. Perhaps if it was in the proper form....

The Confederacy of Caligatio, though disapproving of Satanism, would support such a bill if it were written in bill form, and personal bias was taken out of it. All nations should feel free to adopt any kind of faith, even Satanism.

Todd M.
President of the Confederacy of Caligatio
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:57
Wait till Catholic Europe sees this...oh and not in a million years am i supporting this proposal, :x
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:58
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 22:59
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 23:00
Wait till Catholic Europe sees this...oh and not in a million years am i supporting this proposal, :x
Emperor Matthuis
30-01-2004, 23:01
Burcemia
30-01-2004, 23:59
Wait till Catholic Europe sees this...oh and not in a million years am i supporting this proposal, :x

Naaaaa, CE's above this sort of stuff, I on the other hand.... :wink:
Letila
31-01-2004, 00:50
A state religion based on selfishness and revenge! How about no.

A huge contradiction:

"9. Do not harm little children.
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11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."
-LeVay

What if a child bothers you? If that wasn't bad enough, satanism is too capitalist for my liking. We need religious freedom and forcing everyone to follow this religion is hardly a good idea. I'd hate to see holy wars done in it's name.

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