I have just applied to become a UN member, and have received telegrams from a couple of countries...but they both appear rather 'heathen' and not at all what I am looking for. This Queendom is looking for a gentle, spiritual country in a pleasant region of the world to be my mentor. Please telegram me it you are looking for a new country with an IDEA or two to make your region an even better place to live! :idea:
The Grand Vizier Ezeqeel, Seer of the all holy Light of Kokablel, may it shine forever, offers his services through his humble servant Shamsiel. We will gladly support the spiritual growth of your nation's fledgling efforts. Our missionaries are already being prepared documentation on your currency and language in order that they may arrive within the week to offer this wisdom to the people.
To speak in good faith, I offer these two nuggets of wisdom, blessings of the Grand Vizier himself.
1) Submit thyself to the immortal light of the heavenly star Kokablel as it has been preached since the arrival of the sacred scrolls, written in letters of fire on the sacred vellum. They are a holy relic and copies can easily be offered to you.
2) Eschew and teach your people to eschew all that is gold for personal gain. Though it is a precious material to be used for the preservation of the sacred and the beautiful, it is easily a corrupting and the source of all mankind's ills. Eschew this fallacy called capatilism, feed your people and rear them but do not overly pleasure them and they will know nothing but contentment.
You are the ruler, granted the right to join the ranks of the Viziers, those few who interpret the sacred scrolls of the Holy Light of Kokablel, may it shine forever. Fulfill your destiny with the grace of a true leader.
....Or you could just come down the pub with the rest of us. We'll have a pint waiting.