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We are dedicated to a world without the UN. If you share this dream join us. We eventually plan to take over the UN. We have a very convincing plan but I would be stupid to post it on the fourm. If you join GCON and earn our respect I can let you in on it. But if you just don't like the un or want nothing to do with them, than feel free to join GCON. 53 nations and growing.

We will join. My nation was once in the UN. We left when we realized the UN was full of sheep waiting to be slaughtered. And we would be glad to do the slaughtering.

An armed security guard ushers the GCON people out of the chamber.

---DUPE POST DELETED---

*pulls out a gun, kills the guard with a shot to the head*

Quit derailing our threads.

*pulls out a gun, kills the guard with a shot to the head*

Quit derailing our threads.

[ooc: If you wish to do alliance recruitment, I would recommend the NationStates forum. For RP purposes, I have always viewed this forum as being the equivalent of the UN building. Therefore, a National Ruin representative made the above statement in the UN chamber according to my interpretation.]

IC: Four more UN security personnel jump on the Bigmenistani observer and quickly disarm him.

Actually, since you insist on repeatedly posting this, I felt I should speak up.

NOTICE TO ALL THOSE CONSIDERING JOINING:

I, like you, do not like the control the UN has over a country, which is why I left (though my puppet remains in it). However, GCON likewise is tyrannical in its practices; just look at this list of requirements taken DIRECTLY from their website

http://www.geocities.com/gcon07/laws.htm

You must either give up 10% of your GDP or 15% of your military
You cannot allow euthanasia
You cannot allow smoking ANYWHERE
You cannot allow nudity or porn in public
You cannot allow homosexuality in any form
You cannot allow abortions
You must allow all your citizens to own guns

I ask you, why trade the tyranny of the UN for the tyranny of the GCON?

Anyway, I also feel that this belongs in Gameplay

It's a right wing version of what the UN has. Not the Commie original.

Ah, so you're not "liberating" them at all then, you're merely replacing what you see as wrongful tyranny with your own version. :wink:

Death to the Tyrants! Death to the Homophobes!

As the newly appointed Barilochense diplomatic to the UN Leonardo Fernández walks by the hall, he is almost pushed to the floor by UN guards, "What's going on?" he asks and the answer was something he would have never guessed: "Some GCON morons are recruiting inside this building!".

The diplomat shakes his head, thinking "Some day we'll kick their butts" but says nothing and continues to walk down to his office.

I have thinked over and over again about joining the UN or not because I am not in favor of Euthanasia but it seems that all of the resolution in the UN is being debated upon so if you would like to win you should build diplomacy. I may not like the policies of the UN but I will stay in it ... why ... who knows to change it perhaps.

Desdemona walks in to the building bleary-eyed and sipping coffee from a Styrofoam cup. Her husband Lord Geoffrey of Merwell turns around to kiss her goodbye.

“What’s that?”

“The GCON, no euthanasia, no smoking....”

“No pipe?”

“Sorry dear. No abortions, no homosexuality...”

“No lesbians? No lesbians? Why? This is a travesty, an injustice of the worst kind! No lesbians? I’ll no lesbian you!”

“Do you have to try and ruin my career every time I bring you here?”

He turns round, slightly wounded.

“buu... no lesbians.”

“Oh will you shut up I have to tell the Queen (Gawd bless her)”

She pulls a slightly secretive yet fashionable looking mobile phone out of her bag.

“Good morning Your Majesty..... It’s the GCON Your Majesty....”

A shout of “No lesbians?” could be heard down the phone.

“Yes Your Majesty no lesbians....I wouldn’t worry I doubt anyone would find out about u...rm sorry.”

“Des!”

“Sorry but they are outlawing gay men as well...”

“Yes but what good is a gay man to a Queen?”

Desdemona hangs up and smiles at the assembled delegates staring open-mouthed at her.

* As befitting a Senator here, and one dedicated to freedom, human rights, equality, and plain old common sense, The Rep of Komokom must resort to the very best measure to deal with this GCON thing...

(Splish, Splash, Splosh)

* He proceeds to encircle National Ruin in a meteres wide ring of "kero" and drop a donated cigarette butt, still burning, onto the fuming liquid,

(WHUMP)

* Then he proceeds with the standard diplomats response, as befitting his senatorial station,

"Annnd, Stay there."

- The Rep of Komokom. :wink:

... No lesbians indeed, the cheek of it! The utter cheek of it...

Why'd you burn them I was almost thinking of... what's that, "no lesbians"? Oh I thought it was "get to know lesbians" That woulda been sweet, but if it's the first one, you'll hafta try better than that.

wait wait wait, no abortions? as in, there's finally an issue for that?

I did not burn them, just surronded them in a ring of fire, for entetainment purposes.

:wink:

- The Rep of Komokom.

Why'd you burn them I was almost thinking of... what's that, "no lesbians"? Oh I thought it was "get to know lesbians" That woulda been sweet, but if it's the first one, you'll hafta try better than that.

wait wait wait, no abortions? as in, there's finally an issue for that?
No it’s only in the GCON. ‘Natural’ law I suppose.

Desdemona,
UN representative,
The Black New World
Do you know what ‘gay science’ is?

We are dedicated to a world without the UN. If you share this dream join us. We eventually plan to take over the UN. We have a very convincing plan but I would be stupid to post it on the fourm. If you join GCON and earn our respect I can let you in on it. But if you just don't like the un or want nothing to do with them, than feel free to join GCON. 53 nations and growing.

What does GCON stand for?

Gullible Childrens' Online Nations?

Desdemona,
UN representative,
The Black New World
Do you know what ‘gay science’ is?

Gay Commies Out! Nations
Great Confederacy Of n00bs
Glorious Cabal Of Nazis

Glorious Community of Nudists?

Desdemona,
UN representative,
The Black New World
Do you know what ‘gay science’ is?

God Can Often Nag?

It makes sense. These are the laws set up by tyrannical, conservative theocrats. No one would (or at least around here does) ban homosexuality without a religious basis.

You cannot allow homosexuality in any form

That's saying the idea, not the acts. Ergo, the person. As in, you cannot allow homosexuals. What do you do? Incarcerate them? Shoot them? All based on sexuality, I think that classifies HATE CRIME!!!!!

**runs around screaming "GCON commit hate crimes!"**

**innocent passerby points out "We already knew that."**

We are dedicated to a world without the UN. If you share this dream join us. We eventually plan to take over the UN. We have a very convincing plan but I would be stupid to post it on the fourm. If you join GCON and earn our respect I can let you in on it. But if you just don't like the un or want nothing to do with them, than feel free to join GCON. 53 nations and growing.

Said it before, and will say it again.

Idiot!

We are dedicated to a world without the UN. If you share this dream join us. We eventually plan to take over the UN. We have a very convincing plan but I would be stupid to post it on the fourm. If you join GCON and earn our respect I can let you in on it. But if you just don't like the un or want nothing to do with them, than feel free to join GCON. 53 nations and growing.

Said it before, and will say it again.

Idiot!

hi gay boys did you know that their is a wanker in the pacific called adrian colllins an dhe is a batty boy with bananarama2

Personally Hirota, I always liked the term "fock-tard", not quite a fock wit, not quite a retard, it works on most levels. Feel free to go forth and use it.

:wink:

- The Rep of Komokom.

fuck you wanker i'm going to kick your fucking head in

An increasingly desperate Arkady Bogdanov stepped into the conference chamber. Some narky little runt called Lord Crum appeared to be requesting a large mod foot to appear from the sky and squish his verminous form into the ground. Bogdanov shook his head, turned on his heel and left.

*hums the Monty Python theme*
This should be fun.

Personally Hirota, I always liked the term "fock-tard", not quite a fock wit, not quite a retard, it works on most levels. Feel free to go forth and use it.

:wink:

- The Rep of Komokom.

Thanks, I'll give it a go :D

Bye bye Lord Crum, please do remind security to close the door when they are dragging you off, it does cause such a draft when left open.

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