The retarded should be in our burgers, not serving them!
Heinleinrandjefferson
19-01-2004, 12:44
this resolution infringes on my nations soverignty to treat eachother as they please.
Oakeshottland
19-01-2004, 13:05
<RCO Minister of Foreign Affairs Voegelin calls RCOMFA for a daily report>
Voegelin <speaking into the phone>: ...yes, that's our position on the resolution. Oh, before I forget, put out a travel warning for Heinleinrandjefferson. Put its warning level on "high," and mention that travelers may face consumption upon visiting it....no, not the disease "consumption," I mean they might be consumed....no, I'm not making that up....how should I know if its some ritualistic human sacrifice???....no, I DON'T think it's a matter of religious tolerance! Just place them on the damn warning list! <slams the phone down>. And to think, I could have just been a professor, but noooooooo, I had to go for the public life....<sigh>.
Collaboration
19-01-2004, 16:10
This is how Mad Cow disease started.
More or less.
Emperor Matthuis
19-01-2004, 22:01
Proposal got deleted 8)
Oppressed Possums
19-01-2004, 22:57
This is how Mad Cow disease started.
More or less.
By disgruntled bovines.
Heinleinrandjefferson
19-01-2004, 23:38
<RCO Minister of Foreign Affairs Voegelin calls RCOMFA for a daily report>
Voegelin <speaking into the phone>: ...yes, that's our position on the resolution. Oh, before I forget, put out a travel warning for Heinleinrandjefferson. Put its warning level on "high," and mention that travelers may face consumption upon visiting it....no, not the disease "consumption," I mean they might be consumed....no, I'm not making that up....how should I know if its some ritualistic human sacrifice???....no, I DON'T think it's a matter of religious tolerance! Just place them on the damn warning list! <slams the phone down>. And to think, I could have just been a professor, but noooooooo, I had to go for the public life....<sigh>.
only if they are a genetic burden on our tax system.
we should not be encouraging these abnormalities to survive, and reproduce.
natural selection must be allowed to run it's course
Oppressed Possums
20-01-2004, 00:45
<RCO Minister of Foreign Affairs Voegelin calls RCOMFA for a daily report>
Voegelin <speaking into the phone>: ...yes, that's our position on the resolution. Oh, before I forget, put out a travel warning for Heinleinrandjefferson. Put its warning level on "high," and mention that travelers may face consumption upon visiting it....no, not the disease "consumption," I mean they might be consumed....no, I'm not making that up....how should I know if its some ritualistic human sacrifice???....no, I DON'T think it's a matter of religious tolerance! Just place them on the damn warning list! <slams the phone down>. And to think, I could have just been a professor, but noooooooo, I had to go for the public life....<sigh>.
only if they are a genetic burden on our tax system.
we should not be encouraging these abnormalities to survive, and reproduce.
natural selection must be allowed to run it's course
I prefer the unnatural kind
You know what is the worst part of the fair treatment of mentally ill bill? Well, with Euthansia just legalized by the last UN vote, my country had started killing off all the useless retards. But now that this bill passed, all our hard work was for naught. Wait to go UN.
Pinthazar
22-01-2004, 11:29
*lol*
No doubt your burgers contain retards - after all, you are what you eat...
Pinthazar will stick to deep fried and lightly salted penguin, thank you very much!
The hearts of retards can be used in chemical weapons.
Oppressed Possums
25-01-2004, 01:30
Like beans
You don't need to kill the mentally handicapped. They can't possibly be getting dates, could they?
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Ummm..I think you should let them be...
P4lladia
25-01-2004, 05:32
The retarded should be in our burgers, not serving them!
I'm sorry, that's just the funniest thing I've heard all day. :D
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Heinleinrandjefferson
25-01-2004, 10:50
The retarded should be in our burgers, not serving them!
I'm sorry, that's just the funniest thing I've heard all day. :D
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That is seriously the funniest *%$# I have heard all day as well. I am sure some kid will come in here bitching about it, but it is still hysterical.
Mmm.. Mad Cow Burgers.
Heinleinrandjefferson
25-01-2004, 14:05
That is seriously the funniest *%$# I have heard all day as well. I am sure some kid will come in here bitching about it, but it is still hysterical.
Mmm.. Mad Cow Burgers.
no no...
retard burgers.
Soylent Green is made of....
Hrm. Maybe we should point out that Damon Knight's To Serve Man is not a How To guide.