NationStates Jolt Archive


Beer!

Meatymeat
15-01-2004, 04:53
hello all.

we need more votes to pass our resolution. please search for 'beer' in the proposition list - your vote is most appreciated!

big beery hugs for all from the Empire Of Meatymeat, on behalf of the Carladalafarkenastan region!!
Oppressed Possums
15-01-2004, 04:57
Beer? Turn the UN into a brewery...
Kwaswhakistan
15-01-2004, 05:00
hey if u make vodka (and if i was a delegate) you would have my support all they way.
Meatymeat
15-01-2004, 05:11
we do make vodka! it is harvested from our national animal, the 'Annoying Pratt' which features prominently throughout our nation..

there are two types of beer:
nice beer
crap beer

most beers throughout the world a rampant with chemicals, such as additives, preservatives and the like. these are crap beers. you'll also note that these beers, unlike a nice beer, go off after a period of time, and you should throw them away.

next time you get stuck into a bottle of the good stuff, make sure it has nothing artificial in it, that you can't see through it (it must be cloudy), and that it's been brewed in it's own bottle.

also, look for a 'best after' date, not a 'best before'.

if the beer you drink displays even one of the above qualities, you may be selling yourself short!
RedStralia
15-01-2004, 05:27
I must agree with the Opressed Possums (poor dears...). What other use can we put the UN to???? Raid it and turn it into a brewery with the members working as beer slaves!

mwwaaahhahahahahar!
Meatymeat
15-01-2004, 05:39
a fine and well thought our plan.

i'd have to resign from the UN should this procedure involve manual labour for any delegate though..

unless i was QA..
Letila
15-01-2004, 05:42
Beer, especially Letilan beer, is great! Bring on the beer! Make the UN better.

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15-01-2004, 05:51
jeeze, you people think of everything. I'm not approving it for obvious reasons.
Meatymeat
15-01-2004, 05:55
most Australian beer is utter shite.

it's a travesty that Foster's managed to secure "Australian for beer" as their company slogan. no Australian i know drinks that insipid crap.

i hear it's great for cleaning out drains, topping up car batteries, and also as a low combustion fuel..
Meatymeat
15-01-2004, 05:58
jeeze, you people think of everything. I'm not approving it for obvious reasons.

what obvious reason would that be?

* grins *
15-01-2004, 06:13
Beer great loves beer :twisted:
15-01-2004, 09:30
Finally! Something which we can agree on. Free Beer!
17-01-2004, 05:38
Well yes, Watson, but who will provide the beer nuts?
Oppressed Possums
17-01-2004, 05:42
a fine and well thought our plan.

i'd have to resign from the UN should this procedure involve manual labour for any delegate though..

unless i was QA..

You are missing the point. As the "world governing" agency, the UN has control over what happens in the world. . . You can just import cheap labor from non-member nations... Either that, you can flood the market of other countries.

(You're not supposed to do that though because it violates the game mechanics)
Newton2
18-01-2004, 05:06
ok, i'd support your idea if there was a limit on it. i mean, do we really want our nations full of drunks? drunks can be harmless, or dangerous, and i dont' like the dangerous ones.

just my opinion

N2