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The glory that is Bahgum propose the following. Read, enjoy (most important) and give your blessing (or not).

Mother in Laws
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights Strength: Mild Proposed by: Bahgum
Description: It is recognised world over that the mother in law has a natural propensity towards evil, bitter, interfering and thoughtless behaviour.

As such it is not possible for the UN to police current human rights outrages if it also has legions of mother in laws to contend with.

It is proposed that mother in laws are made exempt from the human rights act and transported to large fenced off ex-military ranges where they can inflict their evil amongst themselves as they see fit.

Make the world a safer place, free up the UN for war crimes investigations, you know it makes sense.

Hey, it seems no-one has the ability to debate this proposal (in a fun way) does that mean it is flawless (that should open the floodgates)!!!

Bahgum

Hey, it seems no-one has the ability to debate this proposal (in a fun way) does that mean it is flawless (that should open the floodgates)!!!

Bahgum

Well, you'd first need to prove it, and that could mean lots of statistics. And everyone knows that statistics are lies so you can't use them. If you can't prove them then this proposal isn't valid :)

We are talking about mother in laws here, so no need to prove anything about their evil ways, as it is a widely known fact. A bit like saying trees can provide wood, so lets grow more, don't need to prove that either.

This proposal is hilarious! Good job Bahgum.

Question: What if the Mother in Law is a MILF? For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term: A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to F^**.

Thank you Anthonycha. If you were to find yourself in the very rare condition of possessing a MILF, aside from psychiatric counselling, I am sure an arrangement involving being helicoptered into the fenced off zone (flak jacket and oily clothes - a well known mother in law repellent - provided) could be arranged. At your own risk.

[quote="Bahgum"] If you were to find yourself in the very rare condition of possessing a MILF, aside from psychiatric counselling [quote]

1. the plural of mother-in-law is mothers-in-law, NOT mother-in-laws

2. you mentioned "MILF"...do you even know what that means???
( Mothers I'd Like to F@@@ = MILF)

:roll:

Some of us find our mothers-in law to be a disctinct improvement over our own dear old Mum.

Ahh, funny proposals, nice change to the damn stupid and inane ones. Even kinda nice next to the serious ones...

Zoltansk: Point 1: yes I do know the plural, but I tend to sometimes write as I speak (regional accent and all), sorry, will try to get it write, easy mistake after all.

Point 2: As Anthonycha explained MILF in their question then 'yes'????

Question is, do you agree though???? -tries to look serious :)

The Empire of Zonrania approves this resolution as our leader would love to get his Mother-in-law off his back!

:D

We need more of such resolutions. If it gets endorsed. I'll vote for it

Today I just got the issue "Save the human Through Domestication"

"We must act now, before the human is lost forever," said spokesperson George W. McAlpin during a recent interview. "Domestication has ensured the survival of many endangered species in the past, and there really is no alternative left at this point. Besides, I'm sure many families would be thrilled to welcome a human into their homes."
[Accept]


"Sure, humans might look cute and harmless to you," says retired hunting legend Freddy McAlpin, "but back in my day, they were the scourge on the nation. They carry a number of dangerous diseases, and you do NOT want to be bitten by one. My cousin was once bitten by a human. So now you want my grandchildren exposed to these things? The sooner they disappear completely, the better!"

The Kingdom of The Big Yellow Spot must oppose this proposal on the basis that it's proposer is unable to use the correct plural form mothers-in-law.

Pah, mothers in law, mother in laws, you all know what I mean, and you all know they are evil. Vote for common sense!!!