NationStates Jolt Archive


annoying mobile phone rings

Fairfields
09-01-2004, 20:13
i have wrote a bill which i would like to see approved. it is the banning of all annoying mobile phone (cell) ring tones. i mean how annoying is it hearing crap versions of james bond theme or the rocky tune, good sounds in there own right but when a a mobile phone aarghhhh!!!!!!! :twisted:
09-01-2004, 21:08
Darling, in the unlikely event that such a bill does come up for a vote, I can assure you that Lillibit will be first in line to vote against it. It's hardly a serious enough problem to merit international attention, it's unenforceable, your wording is vague, and your spelling and grammar hardly befit your position as a world leader. You're more than welcome to pass such a law in your own country, but please don't waste my taxpayers' time and money on such a petty issue.

Cordially,
Helen A Handbasket
Senior Associate Vice Princess in Charge of Skimpy Lingerie
The Rogue State of Lillibit
09-01-2004, 21:15
We agree with the Honorable Handbasket, this proposal is aweful. It is unenforceable, vague, and weak.

The President of the Council of Twelve
Collaboration
09-01-2004, 21:23
We could give immunity from prosecution to anyone who paintballs an annoying cell phone user, especially at a concert.

These nay-sayers must be among the offenders, trying to maintain their annoying habit.