Fairfields
09-01-2004, 20:13
i have wrote a bill which i would like to see approved. it is the banning of all annoying mobile phone (cell) ring tones. i mean how annoying is it hearing crap versions of james bond theme or the rocky tune, good sounds in there own right but when a a mobile phone aarghhhh!!!!!!! :twisted:
Darling, in the unlikely event that such a bill does come up for a vote, I can assure you that Lillibit will be first in line to vote against it. It's hardly a serious enough problem to merit international attention, it's unenforceable, your wording is vague, and your spelling and grammar hardly befit your position as a world leader. You're more than welcome to pass such a law in your own country, but please don't waste my taxpayers' time and money on such a petty issue.
Cordially,
Helen A Handbasket
Senior Associate Vice Princess in Charge of Skimpy Lingerie
The Rogue State of Lillibit
We agree with the Honorable Handbasket, this proposal is aweful. It is unenforceable, vague, and weak.
The President of the Council of Twelve
Collaboration
09-01-2004, 21:23
We could give immunity from prosecution to anyone who paintballs an annoying cell phone user, especially at a concert.
These nay-sayers must be among the offenders, trying to maintain their annoying habit.