Free Chickens
Neo Bahamut
28-12-2003, 07:14
this is a new proposal i have just made. please vote for it as it has good intentions and if it passes everyone gets a free chicken
Link to proposal: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=UN_proposal1/match=free%20chickens
Free Chickens
Category: Human Rights; A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Neo Bahamut
Description: We all know that there are societies of our planet that live in poverty. To amend this i propose everyone be entitled to a free chicken with a colour of their choice.
Those who are living in areas with high crime rates are entitled to one free Stealth Kamikaze Exploding Chicken per household.
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 136 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Tue Dec 30 2003
Carlemnaria
28-12-2003, 12:28
OMG!
... entitled to one free Stealth Kamikaze Exploding Chicken per household
i wonder how you could get one into a certain government office ...
"here mr president, a gift form one of your millions of admirers"
=^^=
.../\...
Youngtung
28-12-2003, 13:37
The Empire would like to know just how you're going to make a STEALTH EXPLODING chicken. The only way we see possible to explode a chicken would to be to strap some C4 on it with a remote detonator. And, even if you gave out these "stealth kamakazi exploding chickens" what good would that do for the poverty rate in which this proposal is originally made for?
The Federation of Soltak certainly hopes that this proposal was made in jest. Not only is dispatching chickens to every citizen in any chosen color a costly waste of time.
Additionally, I think it impossible to manufacture a 'stealth kamikaze chicken.'
Tuesday Heights
28-12-2003, 20:22
How do you plan on producing enough chickens for every person in the world? Just out of curiousity...
Emperor Matthuis
28-12-2003, 23:45
How do you plan on producing enough chickens for every person in the world? Just out of curiousity...
:lol: I would laugh so hard if this proposal got anywhere :lol:
Durtistan
28-12-2003, 23:52
How do you plan on producing enough chickens for every person in the world? Just out of curiousity...
A multilateral ban on the consumption of eggs would step up the production of chickens. If all eggs laid were allowed to hatch there would be a geometric advance in the production of chickens until such time as there were enough chickens to equl the human population. At that time, the multilateral ban on eggs would be rescinded and we could go back to eating them.
We would have to. After all, we would be inviting an evolutionary spurt in chicken development and there exists the possibility that we might accidentally breed an army of mutant chickens. With an equal ratio of humans to chickens, the chicken breeding cycle would allow them to populate much faster than humans and very soon thereafter we might find the United Nations populated by squawking feather-covered nearly flightless avians with a tendency towards panicking and flapping at the slightest provocation.
Of course, this may already have happened.
Shee City
29-12-2003, 01:42
And, even if you gave out these "stealth kamakazi exploding chickens" what good would that do for the poverty rate in which this proposal is originally made for?
There's nothing to stop you picking up the exploded bits and cooking them...
SC
And, even if you gave out these "stealth kamakazi exploding chickens" what good would that do for the poverty rate in which this proposal is originally made for?
There's nothing to stop you picking up the exploded bits and cooking them...
SC
Actually they'd probably be cooked. But all that gunpowder :P OTOH if you could find out how to make pepper an explosive, you could call it black pepper chicken :)
Qaaolchoura
29-12-2003, 07:53
But I like duck. :cry:
(Seriously, not only are ducks cute, but they are the best eating in the world{as far as I know} as well)
"Those who are living in areas with high crime rates are entitled to one free Stealth Kamikaze Exploding Chicken per household."
:shock:
Wouldn't this be considered animal cruelity? :?
The UN may not like it. Too bad we are awaiting or endorsement to come through...........
"Those who are living in areas with high crime rates are entitled to one free Stealth Kamikaze Exploding Chicken per household."
:shock:
Wouldn't this be considered animal cruelity? :?
The UN may not like it. Too bad we are awaiting or endorsement to come through...........
no, its ok, the chickens don't mind
Hell we all ready eat the chickens why not blow them up to, I like that Idia lol.
Neo Bahamut
30-12-2003, 06:49
i say my proposal is one of the real puposeful ones on the list. al the rest are about humans and guns. pfft! the chickens need to be included!
Nevermoore
30-12-2003, 07:40
HELL YES! BEST. PROPOSAL. EVER.
Nevermoore's Ambassador to the United Nations:
Emelia Hearting
But I like duck. :cry:
(Seriously, not only are ducks cute, but they are the best eating in the world{as far as I know} as well)
blah.. there's not enough meat on a duck :)
Galmorra
30-12-2003, 07:54
Free Chickens? :shock: but what animal will I be allowed to eat? My people are omnivores...and proud of it lol.
HELL YES! BEST. PROPOSAL. EVER.
Nevermoore's Ambassador to the United Nations:
Emelia Hearting
lol, your welcome, but alas the mods didn't see it that way. they deleted it and told me it was a spam proposal. how good would it have been if it had become a resolution?
how would one put barbeque sauce on an exploding chicken, i wonder