NationStates Jolt Archive


Evil Overlords....

25-12-2003, 03:58
For all of you who oppress Human and Civil Rights, please vote for the newest UN resolution. This will allow you even further control over your people and will perpetuate the expansion and overall power of your military forces. Thank you.

Signed,
William, Overlord of The Nemesis
25-12-2003, 04:09
I will vote in it's favor as soon as it comes up.
25-12-2003, 04:42
Vote? What's voting? :)
Nevermoore
25-12-2003, 05:44
We the Councilors of Nevermoore's High Council salute you in your glorious oppression of the feeble minded. Obviously your nation knows that the general public are unfit and unqualified to rule themselves. We endorse this proposal for the good of all peoples.

From the Offices of Nevermoore's Supreme Ruling Body, The Imperial City of Orthen:
The High Council
26-12-2003, 06:21
I just had 500 random people executed. It was fun. :twisted:
Emperor Matthuis
26-12-2003, 12:58
i count myself as pretty twisted, but i bet that somone will post that you are horrible and how you should allow "demorcracy" on this thread...
Thakan Dar
26-12-2003, 14:20
"Evil", "psychotic", "twisted"...these are all subjective terms. :twisted:
Sensible Evil
26-12-2003, 14:45
The Empire of Sensible Evil would gladly support such a resolution, if we could find it. Somehow, I don't think the current "Increased Access to Medicine" resolution is it. Nor has there been any such recently, nor is there one on the proposals list.

Speaking of which, though, if any Regional Delegates reading this thread wish to support the free practice of Overlordism and other "alternative" forms of government, please support the new Political Nonintervention proposal and keep those do-gooder democracies from trying to interfere with our agendas. :twisted:
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The Sensible Evil Emperor
"But your flag is so ugly - you'd be much better off under ours."
26-12-2003, 17:35
If I could, I would send a message to you saying yes, I support you written on an infant child's head. But, I can't.

Caucasians-The other white meat
Crosshill
26-12-2003, 17:45
I recomend reading the :arrow: Evil Overlord Handbook (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)

It can safe you from a lot of trouble. Just click on the link.
26-12-2003, 18:29
twisted and phsycotic thats me.



I'm not evil just twisted :twisted:
26-12-2003, 19:49
Let me tell you, Compulsory Organ Donation and The Execution Of All Suspected Entertainers makes a very good combination for your country’s Healthcare.
27-12-2003, 00:59
Considering that my populace is atheist, militant, apprehensive, and obedient, I can't imagine a more inticate and empowering reign. With regards to my previous statement, I will still vote for your propossal.
SR
27-12-2003, 01:03
Fianlly, we're getting recognition. The only way to control your population, is to have them strictly controlled, barcoded, and thrust into the military after school. If they don't like it... who asked?
27-12-2003, 02:19
Agreed. Manual labor is also relatively effective.
27-12-2003, 10:09
Interesting. I must agree. Though my NationState may not always reflect my rather evil sense of humor, my speeches always will. I have never voted yes on anything that will ruin my military, for example.

For a sample, here is my speech on Gun Control:

Guns dont kill people, death kills people. Its a proven fact. Ask your doctor. You cant die from a bullet. You can die from Cardiac Arrest, Organ Failure, or Major Hemorrhage; That small piece of metal aint the problem. And besides, I only use my machine gun in the safety of my own home and car. I aint hurting nobody!

Dictator Corrin
Armed Republic of Kel-Moria
27-12-2003, 16:08
Ahh, Corrin, my dearest brother. How it warms my heart to hear your little gun speech just one more time. =)

Dictator for life of the Holy Empire of Kaneadia,
Alexander Arinelen