NationStates Jolt Archive

Support The Santa Clause!

20-12-2003, 04:09
Let's give back to the Children of the World. You remember what it was like to believe in Santa. The joys of Christmas Morning. The excitement, suprise, and delightful wonder. Think of the children and let's keep this magic alive and unspoiled.


The Santa Clause
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.

Category: Moral Decency Strength: Significant Proposed by: Tomathon

Description: At the moment, millions of children across the world are preparing themselves for the arrival of Santa Claus. However, some evil Scrooges are trying to convince them that there is no such thing as Santa.

Be it resolved that a UN clause should be enacted making denying the existance of Santa Claus a crime punishable with only receiving a lump of coal on Christmas Day,

Be it also resolved that Santa Stand-ins, who all pretend to be Santa in shopping malls and on floats, must all be officially approved by Santa himself,

Be it finally resolved that any attempts to disprove the existance of Santa will be outlawed,

Keep the spirit of christmas alive,

Thank you.
The Eternal Overmind
20-12-2003, 04:17
If any delegates approve this resolution I will personally shoot them.
20-12-2003, 04:18
Then start shooting.
20-12-2003, 05:43

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Tusken Raider Tribe
20-12-2003, 07:18
but what if some one is Jewish,Mulsim,Hindu, Buddist or others. They don't see christmass as a holiday then why would they belive in santa.