16-12-2003, 07:25
:: A bizarrely clad gentlemen walks to the podium, and nervously shuffles papers around. After a few uh's and em's he begins talking in badly broken English ::
Ank! Is to have make much big good proposal. Much support & approval behind grand scheme, good mood & happiness now, only 130 approvals needed to be. Most Serene Republic of Dzwonka much greatful to honorable & peace-loving, kind nations of United Nations to be. Thankie-thank!
Proposal is "A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs," is category "Recreational Drug Use," is Decision: "Promote."
Proposal title be "For to happy free to be good"
Description: "Ank! Is to great pleasure & priviledge, propose UN noble fellow delegate to suggest, use to recreational drug is not unreasonable -- consider is not harm nobody, ganja makes much peace & friendliness & agreeable nature of peoples, it is known.
Much war & violence & unpleasant in world -- bad vibes & melancholic musk ox; sad to be over such state. Aggressors & axis of violence heap angry, but bong -- is all friendly, think.
Is to consider this, much. Mushrooms & all of nature herbs, is to good be (but beware of invisible, flying psychadelic monkies) moderation, is to consider also -- is too much too much, there is dwarves living in the rafters, come eat your brain, is unpleasant.
Please, thankie-thankie
:: "Singing in the rain" begins to play, and a Musk ox appears on stage wearing a top-hat, and begins to tap-dance ::
Ank! Is to have make much big good proposal. Much support & approval behind grand scheme, good mood & happiness now, only 130 approvals needed to be. Most Serene Republic of Dzwonka much greatful to honorable & peace-loving, kind nations of United Nations to be. Thankie-thank!
Proposal is "A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs," is category "Recreational Drug Use," is Decision: "Promote."
Proposal title be "For to happy free to be good"
Description: "Ank! Is to great pleasure & priviledge, propose UN noble fellow delegate to suggest, use to recreational drug is not unreasonable -- consider is not harm nobody, ganja makes much peace & friendliness & agreeable nature of peoples, it is known.
Much war & violence & unpleasant in world -- bad vibes & melancholic musk ox; sad to be over such state. Aggressors & axis of violence heap angry, but bong -- is all friendly, think.
Is to consider this, much. Mushrooms & all of nature herbs, is to good be (but beware of invisible, flying psychadelic monkies) moderation, is to consider also -- is too much too much, there is dwarves living in the rafters, come eat your brain, is unpleasant.
Please, thankie-thankie
:: "Singing in the rain" begins to play, and a Musk ox appears on stage wearing a top-hat, and begins to tap-dance ::