ATTENTION ALL DELEGATES
A proposal has been made to end the use of Napalm. I believe that this proposal should be supported and i myself have voted for it. Let me sum up the proposal. Napalm is a gas used the kill enemy soliders. I causes respitory failure and ultimalely a very slow and painful death. I believe that it shuld be supported and your support is neccesary.
UN Delegate, Fortress Europe
Napalm is not a gas and does not cause respiratory failure. Napalm is a mixture of a petroleum fuel and a thickening agent, usually polymer or polystyrene based. The result is a thick jelly that sticks as it burns.
Napalm is a deeply unpleasant weapon of war, but we will not support a resolution so clearly factually incorrect.
On behalf of Her Majesty Alexandra I Regina,
Mr Benedict Molefe MP
Secretary of State for Foreign and Regional Affairs
We of Chumba agree, with said proposal and with the Envoy from Royal New Monmouth.
On behalf of the Emperor William VII Of Chumba