Liberated America
13-12-2003, 00:09
My Fellow UN Members, I think I speak for all of us when I say that the Gel-based agent known as "Napalm" is simply a barbaric way of killing one's enemy. Many of you think it kills by burning its victims to death, but that is only the case some of the time. In almost all cases, the cause of death is the victim's lungs are sucked dry from the heat, and collapse in upon themselves, causing a painful death at the hands of suffocation, not fire. So I resolve to ban its use and end this way of death, whether by fire, or suffocation. So please approve this resolution in order to make way for a more humane way of bringing death to our enemies.