NationStates Jolt Archive


Award for most childish proposal.

12-12-2003, 18:35
At the end of every week, all the moderators should get togethher and give out an award for the worst proposal. The award would have a snazzy name, such as The Hippo, and the winner or winners would be annouced in the Nationstates news page every Sunday.
Dendrys
12-12-2003, 18:47
I don't think there's anything childish about the Hippo proposal. It's ridiculous, but so are Monty Python. So, the only thing that worries me about it is that it's got flaggers in that will likely raise taxes. Funny it may be, but expensive we like not. Call us Scroogey if you will.
12-12-2003, 18:49
I didn't say it was childish. I simply said we could call the award the Hippo.
Dendrys
12-12-2003, 18:54
Could we have a snazzily named award for people who argue childishly for proposals? "You're just plotting to make my nation fail!" or "Your arguments are stupid/immature/wrong!" or "Ha! I made a point!"?
12-12-2003, 19:16
Sure.
12-12-2003, 21:02
Dendrys, i don't think you (or i, for that matter) of all people should mention arguing childishly. I think you're just missing the point of Germany and France's intent, which i believe is to have some fun, and perhaps make fun of someone who proposes a ridiculous resolution, and hopefully that will stop the influx of bad resolutions.
12-12-2003, 21:14
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.
Dendrys
12-12-2003, 23:58
Dendrys
13-12-2003, 00:01
Dendrys, i don't think you (or i, for that matter) of all people should mention arguing childishly. I think you're just missing the point of Germany and France's intent, which i believe is to have some fun, and perhaps make fun of someone who proposes a ridiculous resolution, and hopefully that will stop the influx of bad resolutions.

Um, Akuma, lighten up.
13-12-2003, 00:26
There was a tongue-in-cheek suggestion about this around a month ago. I'd just UN-ejected a guy who'd not only made 3 proposals worth warning, but made them all in a row. Someone (probably SLAGGy) suggested I change the nation's pre-title to the "UN N00ber-upperdom".
13-12-2003, 01:39
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.

This among the stupidest ideas I've heard. You deserve an award for this remarkable piece of fuzzy-headed dribble! And I'm qualified to say that this is a dumb idea, because I'm a certified genius. (Really. IQ 135. An IQ over 130 is genius level)

Now, I'm not saying that you are stupid. Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. But you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed by the leftist media, who want you to think (pardon. Not think, "feel") that everything is ok, except what their opponants do.

I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.
13-12-2003, 02:53
I don't think there's anything childish about the Hippo proposal. It's ridiculous, but so are Monty Python. So, the only thing that worries me about it is that it's got flaggers in that will likely raise taxes. Funny it may be, but expensive we like not. Call us Scroogey if you will.

THAT is exactly what is wrong with this proposal!

First the 'Alternate Fuels' then the 'Union' resolutions damaged many economies, now yet another anti-industry proposal comes up. If you read carefully what this proposal actually is advocating, it is NOT about hippos and tv telethons! What it proposes is a lessening of the economic standards of nations:

"A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment,
at the expense of industry."

Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: All Businesses

Notice:
1) "at the expense of industry"

and

2) "Industry Affected: All Businesses"

so ALL businesses, including basket weaving, industries that DO NOT damage the environment will suffer....all for a proposal that masks itself as a humerous "hippo" proposal. This proposal is far more insideous than it first looks, if people actually read what it will affect: not hippos, but a ruined economy.
13-12-2003, 04:13
This resolution does nothing but hurt every UN nation's economy for the sake of an annoying to read proposal. If it had been written more seriously, and well, better, i would have urged my endorsees to vote for it, but our regional vote stands at against, because those who voted so far all agree its stupid.

PS: im not saying I'm smart, because I'm not. But you also dont see me proposing uhh, "less than intelligent" resolutions.

All i have to say, thank you.
13-12-2003, 05:20
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.

This among the stupidest ideas I've heard. You deserve an award for this remarkable piece of fuzzy-headed dribble! And I'm qualified to say that this is a dumb idea, because I'm a certified genius. (Really. IQ 135. An IQ over 130 is genius level)

Ye gods, what arrogance!

What test was that? On the WAIS-III UK I scored a verbal IQ of 152. Remembering that the maximum score is 155, and the test can't be used to accurately measure scores more than three S.D.s above the mean, that's quite possibly inaccurate. And they don't use the classification 'genius' anymore, the highest category is 'very superior'. Besides, the whole genius-IQ debate is largely meaningless, because genius isn't a scientifically accurate term.

Now we've got our "qualifications" out of the way, I'll address the points you made.

But you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed by the leftist media, who want you to think (pardon. Not think, "feel") that everything is ok, except what their opponants do.

Indeed? I don't think that's... how can I put this, a fair summation? Especially considering Balilaba hasn't actually used the term 'Leftist' (a rather ugly catch-all term that lends itself more to ingroup-outgroup fantasies than reasoned conversation), and that you don't actually know any more about Balilaba than I do - unless you have some undisclosed experience?

For all you know, therefore, (s)he has voiced this opinion in earnest, and by thinking for his/herself. You are the only one throwing around political groups to tell people why they are wrong.

I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.

Nasty and bombast? That's what it looks like from over here. Once again, you have no idea why (s)he thinks what (s)he does. Who are you to say Balilaba hasn't thought this through carefully in his/her own time? Thinking for yourself once a day? Who is talking about 'leftists' and (from your other conversations) 'liberals' as though they say it all, and who is stating opinions free of any mention of political groups?

Politically correct is usually incorrect, huh? Ever thought about considering ideas on their own merits? What evidence do you actually have? Is there some wonderfully definitive study somewhere which resolves, for once and for all, each and every one of the big issues/questions and puts a big tick or cross on each of the opinions voiced, tallying them up at the end?

I choose to ignore political categorisations, because I actually like to make up my own mind and think for myself about things. And I don't like having to speak unkindly towards someone, but you are unjustly rude and supercillious, and that's not something I particularly like to see.

- Jordan, Monarch of Archaeus
Nucular
13-12-2003, 05:25
:twisted: I have a plan. We should move all the Hippos to an island and kill them all with a nuclear bomb :twisted: Any one nation which opposes will be nuked to death. :twisted:
13-12-2003, 06:17
Everyone is trying to prey on hippos. My entire nation are for hippos and will take military action against hipo slanderers.
13-12-2003, 16:25
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.

This among the stupidest ideas I've heard. You deserve an award for this remarkable piece of fuzzy-headed dribble! And I'm qualified to say that this is a dumb idea, because I'm a certified genius. (Really. IQ 135. An IQ over 130 is genius level)

Now, I'm not saying that you are stupid. Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. But you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed by the leftist media, who want you to think (pardon. Not think, "feel") that everything is ok, except what their opponants do.

I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.

Vergeltung, what is your problem? What leftist media? What f***ing qualification you have?? Here in Balilaba we all hold IQ above 300 and mine is 8000 (due our system, unfortunately its not convertible in you'r system) What idea you are talking about??

I only said what is Balilaba's position on this case. Oh yeah, you called me stupid. This will result a war.

*presses red button*

*machanized sounds.. beeping summer.. launch-voices..*

Okay, now I just bombed your house and destoyed you with one single keypress.
13-12-2003, 17:17
13-12-2003, 17:19
My views on introducing an award for "most childish proposal":

This will cause a huge influx from 12 year old who signed up yesterday flooding the UN with unessesary and pointless proposals. This is without a doubt the stupidest thing ive heard since the hippo thing. The UN is meant to be mildly serious, not a competition about who can be the biggest idiot.
If you wish to do this, i suggest you make your own site where people can post "childish proposals", and then you'll realise just how pointless it is.
13-12-2003, 17:23
:twisted: I have a plan. We should move all the Hippos to an island and kill them all with a nuclear bomb :twisted: Any one nation which opposes will be nuked to death. :twisted:

I second that
13-12-2003, 18:31
:twisted: I have a plan. We should move all the Hippos to an island and kill them all with a nuclear bomb :twisted: Any one nation which opposes will be nuked to death. :twisted:

I second that

We of Chumba agree.
13-12-2003, 18:38
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.

This among the stupidest ideas I've heard. You deserve an award for this remarkable piece of fuzzy-headed dribble! And I'm qualified to say that this is a dumb idea, because I'm a certified genius. (Really. IQ 135. An IQ over 130 is genius level)

Now, I'm not saying that you are stupid. Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. But you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed by the leftist media, who want you to think (pardon. Not think, "feel") that everything is ok, except what their opponants do.

I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.

Vergeltung, what is your problem? What leftist media? What f***ing qualification you have?? Here in Balilaba we all hold IQ above 300 and mine is 8000 (due our system, unfortunately its not convertible in you'r system) What idea you are talking about??

I only said what is Balilaba's position on this case. Oh yeah, you called me stupid. This will result a war.

*presses red button*

*machanized sounds.. beeping summer.. launch-voices..*

Okay, now I just bombed your house and destoyed you with one single keypress.

:roll: Ok, you really are that stupid. First of all, the smartest human being alive today has an IQ of 289. This proves that you are either a complete moron, or a pathological liar.

I am speaking in relation to the "real" world. Maybe you should go experiance it one or twice.

The leftist media is CNN, ABC, CBS, etc. Are you really THAT clueless?

Back to the fake world, my anti-missle defense systems destroy your pathetic attack while it's still on the launch pad. I now arm my M.A.D. (mutually assured distruction) devices.

PS: There are only 2 systems of measuring intellegence. Assuming you aren't making your up out of your a-s, a 300 translates into 50, which happens to be the technical limit at which a person is declared to be mentally retarded. An 8000 translates to about 105. Bright, but still dumber than me.

This second system is an exponential system, and very difficult to convert. I rounded to the nearest 5 IQ points here, to make it easier for people reading. Yours it actually 104.946183..... (at least, according to my calculator).
Demo-Bobylon
13-12-2003, 18:42
Demo-Bobylon
13-12-2003, 18:50
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.

This among the stupidest ideas I've heard. You deserve an award for this remarkable piece of fuzzy-headed dribble! And I'm qualified to say that this is a dumb idea, because I'm a certified genius. (Really. IQ 135. An IQ over 130 is genius level)

Now, I'm not saying that you are stupid. Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. But you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed by the leftist media, who want you to think (pardon. Not think, "feel") that everything is ok, except what their opponants do.

I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.

1) CNN is no way left-wing.
2) IQ don't count for nuthin'. I have an IQ of 148. So what? I can still be stupid - I can be more stupid than many people. If you think IQ makes you a genius in every aspect, then you are by no means a genius.
Demo-Bobylon
13-12-2003, 18:51
Repeat post
13-12-2003, 20:49
Perhaps a bit more on topic, What sort of qualifications are we using to judge the "Hippo" award? Are we looking for misspelled bills, are we looking for bills with severe logical disconnect(bills that don't match or contradict their classification), or are we just going to pick the bill that best says "The person who wrote this is, at the moment, a certifiable moron who needs to remember to take things in moderation, especially stupidity."
13-12-2003, 21:17
Most attempts to be funny are not funny, so maybe it should be the most unintentionally funny. The one where the misspelling is not only hilarious, but changes the meaning of the proposal. Like the ones where people demand their "sufferage" and such.
13-12-2003, 21:27
:twisted: I have a plan. We should move all the Hippos to an island and kill them all with a nuclear bomb :twisted: Any one nation which opposes will be nuked to death. :twisted:

I second that

We of Chumba agree.

The Just Men stand squarely behind the proposition.
14-12-2003, 12:11
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.

This among the stupidest ideas I've heard. You deserve an award for this remarkable piece of fuzzy-headed dribble! And I'm qualified to say that this is a dumb idea, because I'm a certified genius. (Really. IQ 135. An IQ over 130 is genius level)

Now, I'm not saying that you are stupid. Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. But you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed by the leftist media, who want you to think (pardon. Not think, "feel") that everything is ok, except what their opponants do.

I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.

Vergeltung, what is your problem? What leftist media? What f***ing qualification you have?? Here in Balilaba we all hold IQ above 300 and mine is 8000 (due our system, unfortunately its not convertible in you'r system) What idea you are talking about??

I only said what is Balilaba's position on this case. Oh yeah, you called me stupid. This will result a war.

*presses red button*

*machanized sounds.. beeping summer.. launch-voices..*

Okay, now I just bombed your house and destoyed you with one single keypress.

:roll: Ok, you really are that stupid. First of all, the smartest human being alive today has an IQ of 289. This proves that you are either a complete moron, or a pathological liar.

Or that you can't construct proofs which are logically valid, actually believe ludicrous reports of childhood IQs and can't detect sarcasm.

I am speaking in relation to the "real" world. Maybe you should go experiance it one or twice.

I don't know about that 'reel wirld' business, but I do now that on the virtual world, numbers are cheap.

The leftist media is CNN, ABC, CBS, etc. Are you really THAT clueless?
Well, being British I can't say anything about how true that is, and I don't really care, since you bandy your insults around without proof anyway. Apparently, Balilaba doesn't care either.

PS: There are only 2 systems of measuring intellegence. Assuming you aren't making your up out of your a-s, a 300 translates into 50, which happens to be the technical limit at which a person is declared to be mentally retarded. An 8000 translates to about 105. Bright, but still dumber than me.

This second system is an exponential system, and very difficult to convert. I rounded to the nearest 5 IQ points here, to make it easier for people reading. Yours it actually 104.946183..... (at least, according to my calculator).

IQ doesn't measure intelligence. The main use of IQ tests is to point out exceptionality - i.e. unusually high/low scorers, or statistical discrepancies between subscales on a test. It isn't actually measuring intelligence.

Now, what is this mythical 'second system'? It wasn't even mentioned while I was studying intelligence testing in psychology, and that's odd - we took quite a comprehensive look at aptitude testing. Or is there some deficit in my course/memory? If so, please name these two systems.

She was obviously just kidding with those scores. However, I should point out that 105 isn't really bright - it's only 5 points above the normed average, and isn't really a significant difference. (It still counts in the 'average' range on the WAIS-III).

Finally, why should it be difficult to convert scores? Are you just making up that whole exponential stuff? And if not, where are you getting it from? Why would anyone even want to use such a scale? It makes no sense.

And your posts are needlessly insulting. You just committed an odd, pointless 'hit-and-run' attack on someone who wasn't even addressing you, or trying to start a slagging match. What was the point?

Really. To bring you back to a little nursery school (kindergarten?) phrase we all know and detest: you started it!

- Jordan, Monarch of Archaeus
14-12-2003, 12:16
:twisted: I have a plan. We should move all the Hippos to an island and kill them all with a nuclear bomb :twisted: Any one nation which opposes will be nuked to death. :twisted:

I second that

I oppose, so nuke me to death and get kicked out! Wohoo for hippos!
Emberlon
14-12-2003, 12:34
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.

This among the stupidest ideas I've heard. You deserve an award for this remarkable piece of fuzzy-headed dribble! And I'm qualified to say that this is a dumb idea, because I'm a certified genius. (Really. IQ 135. An IQ over 130 is genius level)

Now, I'm not saying that you are stupid. Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. But you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed by the leftist media, who want you to think (pardon. Not think, "feel") that everything is ok, except what their opponants do.

I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.

Actually, 85% of all people who spout off their IQs at any given moment are either a) much dumber than they claim to be, or b) very insecure due to their complete lack of common sense and people skills. Tell me, did you take your IQ test online?

The hippo thing is a front. It has nothing to do with hippos. It should not have made it this far. At least some of the people on THIS thread are smart enough to see what is *really* going on. The UN is not a country. It's a political body designed to HELP NATIONS GET ALONG, not force them to start pro-environment campaigns.
14-12-2003, 12:43
Really. It's even stated in the Preamble that humor would be used to liven up the proposal.

And politically correct is just a another way of saying "I'm stepping on toes without you getting offended." That doesn't mean it's incorrect.
15-12-2003, 08:46
Hippos have hair.
16-12-2003, 16:10
Seeing the amount of flame bait being thrown around here, I propose that members of the UN quit arguing about IQ scores and just whip them out and measure. Settle things once and for all. Of course, Andinostan has a lot to lose here (to wit, our currency is the pica, for those who like conversion units), but it seems a more equitable end than running off our IQs.

And, hippos do, indeed, have hair.

And gigantic teeth. Because they are quite large.
17-12-2003, 03:05
In terms of odd proposals doing the rounds now, one you might appreciate is "Gas Caps Resolution". I'll provide the text for those who couldn't be bothered tracking it down:


As you know, in some cars, the gas cap is on the left, and in others, it is on the right.
This makes getting gas confusing when you are driving a new car or a car you don't usually drive.
Therefore, I propose that the gas cap be on the driver's side of all new passenger cars produced in member nations after the passage of this resolution.


"Noble sentiments", I thought at first. Then it dawned on me that the resolution wouldn't change much, as the reference point is the driver's side - so a people used to left-hand drive would still have to acclimatise to right-hand drive if they went overseas.
Oppressed Possums
17-12-2003, 03:10
There are always the ones that simply say "Vote for this because I said so" or something that has the same effect.
17-12-2003, 17:14
Then there are proposals that seem to be written just to offend certain people. Their writers must know that those proposals will be instantly deleted and that there will be consequences, but they continue to write them anyway. Redicule is the best way to deal with such proposals.
17-12-2003, 17:14
Then there are proposals that seem to be written just to offend certain people. Their writers must know that those proposals will be instantly deleted and that there will be consequences, but they continue to write them anyway. Redicule is the best way to deal with such proposals.
17-12-2003, 17:35
This among the stupidest ideas I've heard.

Missing an 'is' there, are we ? :)



is ok, except what their opponants do.



I don't suppose you meant "opponents", did you ? :)



I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.

I _recommend_ reading a good book once a day. You'll be better within a few weeks. :) And remember, proper spelling and grammar may save your life one day.
17-12-2003, 17:36
Seeing the amount of flame bait being thrown around here, I propose that members of the UN quit arguing about IQ scores and just whip them out and measure. Settle things once and for all. Of course, Andinostan has a lot to lose here (to wit, our currency is the pica, for those who like conversion units), but it seems a more equitable end than running off our IQs.

And, hippos do, indeed, have hair.

And gigantic teeth. Because they are quite large.

No they aren't. Wasnt that motion defeated ? :)
17-12-2003, 17:40
Then there are proposals that seem to be written just to offend certain people. Their writers must know that those proposals will be instantly deleted and that there will be consequences, but they continue to write them anyway. Redicule is the best way to deal with such proposals.

They do. I'm not a psychologist, but I remember reading about something like this. They're just testing the boundaries, to see whether or not they'll actually be deleted.
Catholic Europe
17-12-2003, 17:47
I think that the Hippo should win - always.
17-12-2003, 18:24
And, hippos do, indeed, have hair.

And gigantic teeth. Because they are quite large.

No they aren't. Wasnt that motion defeated ? :)

Foiled! Damn! Of course, no one is saying that hippos do not have gigantic teeth. While the UN's official position is that hippos are not really quite large, the UN has taken no stance on the size of hippo teeth. Therefore, the proud people of Andinostan will continue to characterize hippo teeth as gigantic, huge, massive, and quite large (though our reasoning for coming to this conclusion, that hippos are quite large has been amended to comply with the UN decision).
17-12-2003, 19:26
And, hippos do, indeed, have hair.

And gigantic teeth. Because they are quite large.

No they aren't. Wasnt that motion defeated ? :)

Foiled! Damn! Of course, no one is saying that hippos do not have gigantic teeth. While the UN's official position is that hippos are not really quite large, the UN has taken no stance on the size of hippo teeth. Therefore, the proud people of Andinostan will continue to characterize hippo teeth as gigantic, huge, massive, and quite large (though our reasoning for coming to this conclusion, that hippos are quite large has been amended to comply with the UN decision).
The UN didn't make any decision on the size of Hippos. The failure of a resolution, does not mean the passage of a resolution with a contrary effect.
17-12-2003, 20:29
True, but Andinostan's internal politics are consumed with those of the UN. The opposition party simultaneoulsy had a bill before our Congress stating that Hippos were, in fact, quite small. Though this measure similarly failed, we're having to adopt a more moderate stance on hippo size, though various portions of their oral anatomy are still, undoubtably, quite large. This is what happens when those anti-government websites pop up. Hippos become quite small.
18-12-2003, 16:05
And, hippos do, indeed, have hair.

And gigantic teeth. Because they are quite large.

No they aren't. Wasnt that motion defeated ? :)

Foiled! Damn! Of course, no one is saying that hippos do not have gigantic teeth. While the UN's official position is that hippos are not really quite large, the UN has taken no stance on the size of hippo teeth. Therefore, the proud people of Andinostan will continue to characterize hippo teeth as gigantic, huge, massive, and quite large (though our reasoning for coming to this conclusion, that hippos are quite large has been amended to comply with the UN decision).
The UN didn't make any decision on the size of Hippos. The failure of a resolution, does not mean the passage of a resolution with a contrary effect.

So what does the resolution mean then ?
18-12-2003, 19:55
And, hippos do, indeed, have hair.

And gigantic teeth. Because they are quite large.

No they aren't. Wasnt that motion defeated ? :)

Foiled! Damn! Of course, no one is saying that hippos do not have gigantic teeth. While the UN's official position is that hippos are not really quite large, the UN has taken no stance on the size of hippo teeth. Therefore, the proud people of Andinostan will continue to characterize hippo teeth as gigantic, huge, massive, and quite large (though our reasoning for coming to this conclusion, that hippos are quite large has been amended to comply with the UN decision).
The UN didn't make any decision on the size of Hippos. The failure of a resolution, does not mean the passage of a resolution with a contrary effect.

So what does the resolution mean then ?
The resolution wasn't passed. It means nothing.
19-12-2003, 08:12
And, hippos do, indeed, have hair.

And gigantic teeth. Because they are quite large.

No they aren't. Wasnt that motion defeated ? :)

Foiled! Damn! Of course, no one is saying that hippos do not have gigantic teeth. While the UN's official position is that hippos are not really quite large, the UN has taken no stance on the size of hippo teeth. Therefore, the proud people of Andinostan will continue to characterize hippo teeth as gigantic, huge, massive, and quite large (though our reasoning for coming to this conclusion, that hippos are quite large has been amended to comply with the UN decision).
The UN didn't make any decision on the size of Hippos. The failure of a resolution, does not mean the passage of a resolution with a contrary effect.

So what does the resolution mean then ?
The resolution wasn't passed. It means nothing.

But what did it mean ?
States of Stephenson
19-12-2003, 10:21
This entire thread seems silly to us...but some good points have been made. Have a good night everyone!
Carlemnaria
19-12-2003, 10:27
if tou're honestly looking for nominations for as the title of this thread implies

kindly permit that we nominate industrial rights.

=^^=
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19-12-2003, 17:17
I wasn't planning on making this a proposal, because it would be hypocritical for me to post a game mechanics issue. The whole issue was meant as a joke. I posted it so that there would be a place to list really bad proposals, and hopefully explain the reasons why these proposals were listed so that they won't pass.

Looking back through the posts, I notice that other topics have entered this disscussion.

As for Industrial Rights, it truly deserves a Hippo. In my opinion seatbelts are no reason to compain, as they don't cost very much.

I am not what the Hippo proposal meant, but seing that it didn't pass, I wouldn't worry too much.

I hope that this clarifies things.
19-12-2003, 18:45
Everyone is trying to prey on hippos. My entire nation are for hippos and will take military action against hipo slanderers.


Hippos are indeed worthy prey. By the way I had an I,Q once but it ran away :wink:
19-12-2003, 19:00
[quote="Northeast Prussia"][quote=Nucular]:twisted: I have a plan. We should move all the Hippos to an island and kill them all with a nuclear bomb :twisted: Any one nation which opposes will be nuked to death. :twisted:

:shock:
Chumbalists and Nucluristas are AntiSocial Anarchists and W**k**s

Hippos are gorgeous creatures and should be parachuted on top of your Nations .. the sound of a good splodging with Hippo droppings might bring your nations more in line with the Hippo loving Nations
19-12-2003, 19:27
i like pie *.*
22-12-2003, 03:02
i like pie *.*
So?
22-12-2003, 17:39
[quote=Northeast Prussia][quote=Nucular]:twisted: I have a plan. We should move all the Hippos to an island and kill them all with a nuclear bomb :twisted: Any one nation which opposes will be nuked to death. :twisted:

:shock:
Chumbalists and Nucluristas are AntiSocial Anarchists and W**k**s

Hippos are gorgeous creatures and should be parachuted on top of your Nations .. the sound of a good splodging with Hippo droppings might bring your nations more in line with the Hippo loving Nations
Enough with the Hippos. The Hippo Resolution is dead. It did not pass. However, there are plenty of new proposals to talk about.

Postscript: Why Pie?
31-12-2003, 19:22
I think that there are no stupid proposals or dumbiest or childish or what ever.

Because all nations have their own thoughts, appreciations etc. Its impossible to find out what is "really" dumb proposation.

But majority decides is proposation going to be accepted or not. The point is that the most reasonabled proposations will be asked, which they see important and others not. But we should not criticize or judge and labes some proposations as "stupid", "childhish" etc. because them are not those in theirs eyes.

This among the stupidest ideas I've heard. You deserve an award for this remarkable piece of fuzzy-headed dribble! And I'm qualified to say that this is a dumb idea, because I'm a certified genius. (Really. IQ 135. An IQ over 130 is genius level)

Now, I'm not saying that you are stupid. Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. But you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed by the leftist media, who want you to think (pardon. Not think, "feel") that everything is ok, except what their opponants do.

I reccommend thinking for youself once a day, and working up to all the time. You'll be better within a few weeks. And remember, politically correct is usually incorrect.

Vergeltung, what is your problem? What leftist media? What f***ing qualification you have?? Here in Balilaba we all hold IQ above 300 and mine is 8000 (due our system, unfortunately its not convertible in you'r system) What idea you are talking about??

I only said what is Balilaba's position on this case. Oh yeah, you called me stupid. This will result a war.

*presses red button*

*machanized sounds.. beeping summer.. launch-voices..*

Okay, now I just bombed your house and destoyed you with one single keypress.

:roll: Ok, you really are that stupid. First of all, the smartest human being alive today has an IQ of 289. This proves that you are either a complete moron, or a pathological liar.

I am speaking in relation to the "real" world. Maybe you should go experiance it one or twice.

The leftist media is CNN, ABC, CBS, etc. Are you really THAT clueless?

Back to the fake world, my anti-missle defense systems destroy your pathetic attack while it's still on the launch pad. I now arm my M.A.D. (mutually assured distruction) devices.

PS: There are only 2 systems of measuring intellegence. Assuming you aren't making your up out of your a-s, a 300 translates into 50, which happens to be the technical limit at which a person is declared to be mentally retarded. An 8000 translates to about 105. Bright, but still dumber than me.

This second system is an exponential system, and very difficult to convert. I rounded to the nearest 5 IQ points here, to make it easier for people reading. Yours it actually 104.946183..... (at least, according to my calculator).

Watch it. Are you saying that my people means nothing? We have our OWN system to define IQ and those values I entered are counted due THAT system. Secondly: I said that I just destoyed you and your country so you shouldn't be able to reply... You can forget feeding those systems and how do they work as they are not accepted and used and as them are unconvertible in our system..
31-12-2003, 21:09
I like hippos. Hippos are sexy, especially the fuzzy ones. :lol:
Komokom
01-01-2004, 12:05
1. I think the moderators have enough work cut out for them trying to do their jobs with the degree of skill and vigilance in which they already do. And I'll stop now before I start ass kissing, :wink:

2. I'd be more worried about badly worded or badly defined/explained proposals. Stupid ones are easy, you automatically know that they are. Unlike the trade union one, I'll never stop kicking myself for letting the red commie bastards form their own semi-political groups. Last thing I ever wanted were lazy bums inspired by failed/de-bunked social-economic practices, gumming up my economy.

Anyhoo, thats just about, it, really, if you want this, propose a new group be formed to select such a proposal for such an award, oh yeah, who's actually going to stick up all this stuff, (New e-page, working out logistics for selection, etc, fairness of opinions in relation to whose selecting for what reasons) and because' o' that it may very well come under the game mechanics mandate...

A Rep of Komokom.
01-01-2004, 17:18
I think the award is a good idea, but instead of calling it "The Hippo" (wut the f*ck man?) it should be called the Foolitzer or something. :tantrum:

And this business with the killing of hippos on an island... think about the devastating amount of radiation and radioactive dust that will be spread all over the world by means of radioactive fish. And also think about all of the shrubs that will cease to be on that island. Say no to nuking hippos! Just dig a big hole, put the hippos in it, and fill it with lava. Either that or let loose a starved and caffeine addicted 5 year old from the ADHD/has-every-mental-sickness-they-come-up-with/on-all-the-medications-in-the-store generation, and give him a chainsaw and a straw.