NationStates Jolt Archive


I know you want a 'special' ambassador for your country...

Tedmonton
12-12-2003, 18:09
Here it is. The reolution for economic freedoms! This will make all the people of your country very happy. In FARK WE TRUST.

Resolution for Economic Freedoms

Description:
The people of the world have suffered due to economic imbalances created by varying levels of industrial, climactic, and resource issues. Much of this inbalance is caused by the ignorance of other countries to recognize the specific areas of strength of the economically challenged
countries. In order to correct this lack of knowledge the following resolution is presented to the UN.

WHEREAS information about countries strengths and weaknesses are largely ignored causing economic harm to those countries less economically stable.

AND WHEREAS a trade of information between countries could be enhanced by the temporary visitation by individuals of countries that have both high economic status and lower economic status.

AND WHEREAS these individuals in question should be extremely knowledgeable of their respective countries, people, land and customs .

AND WHEREAS these ambassadors are normally found in the female population and have characteristics that make them attractive to people and that among these traits are personality, attractiveness, and large bosums.

THEREFORE the countries of the world should engage in the swapping of attractive large breasted women in order to increase economic trade and bring equity to the worlds economies.

AND BE IT RESOLVED that the trade of these fair ambassadors shall last no longer than one month and that the ambassadors should have traits making them attractive to both the host country and the origin country or risk expulsion from the host country at any time.
Catholic Europe
12-12-2003, 18:11
I like this proposal, although I'm not sure where large-breasted women fit into it!
Tedmonton
12-12-2003, 18:23
Its all about the ambassador to your country.

The question we all have to ask ourselves..."who doesn't need an ambassador"

I know I do. Don't you?
13-12-2003, 01:14
:lol:

AWESOME PROPOSAL

8)
13-12-2003, 01:54
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Carlemnaria
13-12-2003, 02:06
we find the underlying assumption that large breasts are universal attractive fataly flawed. were aging to not occur or gravity to not exist this migh be somewhat less of an imperfection. perhapse the author of this proposal hails from an artifical space environment or possible a low gravity hight school?
those of us more familiar with such weighty matters are i suspect somewhat more diclined to distain, er i mean inclined to abstain

=^^=
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Balligomingo
13-12-2003, 02:37
Balligomingo
13-12-2003, 02:37
Fark is DEFINITELY a "artifical space environment" :wink:
13-12-2003, 17:45
I really think this proposal needs to get approved. Not only will it help the economies of all nations, but new hottness will be introduced all the time. Our distinguished colleague Carlemnaria has pointed out that large-breasted women are not always what are wanted, but that's OK, too. As long as each swapping nation agrees on what they want to send eachother, there's no problem, right?
13-12-2003, 20:29
Also, move your country to Fark. Free beer for all.
Tedmonton
14-12-2003, 01:11
Tedmonton
14-12-2003, 01:12
Carlemnaria: Please let me remind you that the proposal clearly states that the ambassor visits last only a month.

There is no concern with aging as new ambassadors will brought in if felt that the old ambassadors are too old and saggy. Within a month of determining that said ambassador is too saggy, a new bouncy ambassador will be brought in to appease your people.

I promise you this.

Tedmonton
Tedmonton
14-12-2003, 01:15
Carlemnaria: Please let me remind you that the proposal clearly states that the ambassor visits last only a month.

There is no concern with aging as new ambassadors will brought in if felt that the old ambassadors are too old and saggy. Within a month of determining that said ambassador is too saggy, a new bouncy ambassador will be brought in to appease your people.

I promise you this.

Tedmonton
14-12-2003, 07:44
:D This pleases the dictator of bahipppy, and what pleases the dictator had damn well better please the people too. :D
Baalzeba
14-12-2003, 09:07
The cyclic rate of the "ambassadors" will make it difficult to accomplish the origin nations goals in the time given.

For the purposes that you propose this, that is an advantage, as it increases the difficulty of supplying standard misinformation to the host nation. Which in turn boosts the credibility of the representative.

This still will not be able to replace a standard ambassador, one with a political agenda, but it is definitely a worthy addition.

. . . and make sure their all, like, college girls . . .