NationStates Jolt Archive

That thing on banning torture.

10-12-2003, 20:03
I don't give a shit cause there are no prisons in The Grand Dutchy of Monkey Testicles for torture to take place in.

Up your hole with peace and soul,
The Dutchy Man
10-12-2003, 20:28
The Glorious Workers Paradise which is Monomoria is pleased to note that its interrogation techniques will not be affected by the current anti-torture proposal.

Our advanced interrogation techniques such as starvation, sleep deprivation and continous playing of patriotic anthems in the cells of suspects do not cause bones to break, nor bruises to appear on the skin.

We also note that the proposal does not cover the treatment of persons suffering from insanity, which means that our re-education programs will not be affected.