Well, as we have Hippos, why not have Ninjas?
imported_Hein
10-12-2003, 02:17
Because Ninjas and Hippos are blood brothers until the end of time and space, we should have a Ninja proposal.
imported_Hein
10-12-2003, 02:52
NINJAS ARE MAMMALS
A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.
Category: Political Stability Strength: Strong Proposed by: Hein
Description: Be it resolved that by the god-given Freedom of Humor,
SAID:
You may laugh and have fun,
SCIENCE:
Ninjas are indeed mammals, with the taxonomy Mammalia Homo Sapiens Nunchuku, and
WHEREAS:
Hippos and Ninjas are blood brothers until the end of time and space, we should appreciate Ninjas with their very own holiday the day before the Winter Solstice.
The Day of Ninjas, or Ninjitsubi.
BE IT RESOLVED:
That the ninja will be reverred and not feared, in order to increase political stability and promote understanding of the assassin rather than fear.
King Hein Khan Jalooka
Middle East
UN Member
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 131 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Fri Dec 12 2003
PLEASE ENDORSE!
( BANG ) * splat *
( BANG ) * splat *
( BANG ) * splat *
( Sound of Rep of Komokom hitting head on wall repeatedly )
. . .
" Thats it, if this gets to the floor of the U.N. , Its might as well be shows over, folks "
Oh yeah, would some one explain WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FREEKIN PROPOSAL ABOUT ANYWAY, ARGH, GRRR EEEK ! ! !
A Rep of Komokom, being sedated by big men in white coats and draged away to a nice, comfy padded cell.
Oppressed Possums
10-12-2003, 03:22
Um, last I checked ninja have a higher skill and training requirement.
imported_Hein
10-12-2003, 03:56
come on, why not try it out? :wink:
I mean, holidays are good things to do, as they dont interfere with a nation's sovereignty, which is what i have observed the past 10 resolutions to attempt to do.
Oppressed Possums
10-12-2003, 03:59
While you're at it, why not just make everyday a holiday?
Oppressed Possums
10-12-2003, 04:03
come on, why not try it out? :wink:
I mean, holidays are good things to do, as they dont interfere with a nation's sovereignty, which is what i have observed the past 10 resolutions to attempt to do.
In case you hadn't noticed, by forcing nations to celebrate holidays DOES affect sovereignty.
imported_Hein
10-12-2003, 05:56
hell, everything that the UN does affects sovereignty. even signing up means yielding a good portion of yoru sovereignty for the greater good.
Hien is really dumb and i feel for yall who had to read this topic MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON HEINS SOUL (not!!!!!) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hippos can also be ninjas.
Ninja hippos wear black mittens.
Ackbar1001
14-12-2003, 09:10
Because Ninjas and Hippos are blood brothers until the end of time and space, we should have a Ninja proposal.
You should vote for the hippos. not to vote for hippos because they are not nijas is selfish. What if I don't find ninja's funny?
Vote for hippos now, and I may vote for Ninjas later.
*The Patoxian UN Diplomatic Corps. lets loose a collective groan*