Think of the Children! Support The Defence of Marriage Act
Free Outer Eugenia
08-12-2003, 08:46
The Defence of Marriage Act
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Category: Human Rights
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Free Outer Eugenia
Description:
Whereas;
The sacred institution of marriage has been under constant assault by an international conspiracy of Jewish Bolshevik bankers seeking to seduce our children with Marijuana and to undermine our Traditional Family Values;
Be It Resolved;
That Marriage be defined exclusively as the sacred bond between a hippo and a hummingbird.
OOC:
:lol: LOL :lol:
Although I don't think you should waste the Mods' time with stuff like that.
Crosshill
08-12-2003, 08:48
We Bolsheviks deny that there is a conspiracy in which we are involved.
Free Outer Eugenia
08-12-2003, 08:56
Although I don't think you should waste the Mods' time with stuff like that.
What? This is quite a serious proposal. It protects the sacred rite of marriage as it is practiced in Free Outer Eugenia from those who would seek to pervert it!
-Noam De Soto
member of the Joint Taskforce for Sarcasm in Statecraft at the University at Port Bakunin
Stumblebums
08-12-2003, 08:58
Think of all thsoe poor kanagroo rat/sea turtle couples out there!!!
Crosshill
08-12-2003, 09:01
:lol: LOL :lol:
Although I don't think you should waste the Mods' time with stuff like that.
I would concider that a 'Causus Belli' if our belives had been mocked that way.
:lol: LOL :lol:
Although I don't think you should waste the Mods' time with stuff like that.
I would concider that a 'Causus Belli' if our belives had been mocked that way.
OOC:
Umm... that was an OOC post. (Note that I mentioned the mods)
The sacred institution of marriage has been under constant assault by an international conspiracy of Jewish Bolshevik bankers seeking to seduce our children with Marijuana and to undermine our Traditional Family Values;
They're on to us...
FNORD!
That Marriage be defined exclusively as the sacred bond between a hippo and a hummingbird.
I say, save all the flying hippos.
Oppressed Possums
08-12-2003, 16:07
Children can get married if they want.