Oakeshottland
07-12-2003, 02:00
Greetings, fellow UN member-nations:
A resolution will soon come up for a vote. It reads as follows.
"END BARBARIC PUNISHMENTS
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Checkoslovakia
Description: It has come to the attention of many nations that there is no torture in the UN. My proposal is a simple one: To outlaw and prevent torturing of witnesses to receive information.
Every nation has the right to interrogate witnesses. However, they do not have the right to break bones, blind and bruise people while in questioning. (The same goes for punishments for a crime. The punishments have to fit the crime and not include torture or cruel and unusual punishment.)
Any information proved to be found by methods of torture will not be heard in a court of law and the nations will be punished with a substantial fine.
I hope that everyone realizes how barbaric torture and cruel and unusual punishment really is and will support the views of the many concerned nations."
On a superficial reading, this resolution may seem sound, indeed laudatory. But, read carefully, effectively our police forces could barely touch a suspect during interrogations, for fear of having evidence thrown out.
Consider - one of the elements of "cruel and unusual" treatment is bruising. You are a detective, trying to get information from a suspect. The suspect, being familiar with this august resolution before us, refuses to sit down. The suspect is not beligerant - he simply refuses to follow orders. The detective makes him sit down by pushing his hands down against the suspect's shoulders. The suspect has some bruises. Any information revealed from that point forward is inadmissable and the nation fined. Under the letter of the law, the detective has "tortured" the suspect.
While Checkoslovakia's intentions are good, this resolution is so broad and under-defined that nearly ANY physical contact between an officer of the law and a suspect during an interrogation could be considered "torture." As it stands, this resolution is unworkable. We request that, when it comes to a vote, the UN reject it, and Checkoslovakia provide a more straightforward and concrete resolution on torture. Thank you.
With Respect,
Minister of Foreign Affairs Voegelin, Royal Commonwealth of Oakeshottland.
A resolution will soon come up for a vote. It reads as follows.
"END BARBARIC PUNISHMENTS
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Checkoslovakia
Description: It has come to the attention of many nations that there is no torture in the UN. My proposal is a simple one: To outlaw and prevent torturing of witnesses to receive information.
Every nation has the right to interrogate witnesses. However, they do not have the right to break bones, blind and bruise people while in questioning. (The same goes for punishments for a crime. The punishments have to fit the crime and not include torture or cruel and unusual punishment.)
Any information proved to be found by methods of torture will not be heard in a court of law and the nations will be punished with a substantial fine.
I hope that everyone realizes how barbaric torture and cruel and unusual punishment really is and will support the views of the many concerned nations."
On a superficial reading, this resolution may seem sound, indeed laudatory. But, read carefully, effectively our police forces could barely touch a suspect during interrogations, for fear of having evidence thrown out.
Consider - one of the elements of "cruel and unusual" treatment is bruising. You are a detective, trying to get information from a suspect. The suspect, being familiar with this august resolution before us, refuses to sit down. The suspect is not beligerant - he simply refuses to follow orders. The detective makes him sit down by pushing his hands down against the suspect's shoulders. The suspect has some bruises. Any information revealed from that point forward is inadmissable and the nation fined. Under the letter of the law, the detective has "tortured" the suspect.
While Checkoslovakia's intentions are good, this resolution is so broad and under-defined that nearly ANY physical contact between an officer of the law and a suspect during an interrogation could be considered "torture." As it stands, this resolution is unworkable. We request that, when it comes to a vote, the UN reject it, and Checkoslovakia provide a more straightforward and concrete resolution on torture. Thank you.
With Respect,
Minister of Foreign Affairs Voegelin, Royal Commonwealth of Oakeshottland.