Ban Artificial Cheese
There is a relatively new proposal to ban artificial cheese that needs support. Yes, there are some spelling errors, but that should not prevent such an important cause from being approved. I greatly urge all regional delegates to approve this proposal so it can voted upon by the entire United Nations. Thank You.
Lars Jensen, U.N. delegate, Emirate of Upper Scandicanada
It should be banned. If we want cheese we should have to ingest the same hormones as the cows who give us the milk for the cheese.
The Commonwealth of Billthecat would strongly oppose a ban on artificial cheese. The constructive use of our environment for mining and weapons manufacturing has consequently not left much room for pasturage for dairy cows. Artifical Cheese and Soylent Green are our primary food staples. Without them, we would surely starve!
As a nation that has a large percentage of its economy based upon cheese production, the Dominion of Kristophan opposes such a move.
New Babel
24-11-2003, 20:36
who cares?
[quote="Billthecat"] Artifical Cheese and Soylent Green are our primary food staples. quote]
:lol: that's a good one!! :lol:
> doing Charleton Heston voice<
Soylent Green....is.....people!!!
:twisted:
Whether cheese is artificial or not, it is a hazard to society. I would suggest not only banning artificial cheese, but real cheese as well. Banning dairy as a whole would not be a bad idea... but let's stick to the cheese for now. Small victories are better than large failures, after all.