Ustasha
19-11-2003, 21:31
The Holy Empire of Ustasha seeks Endorsements for a proposed resolution calling for the death of Michael Jackson. The text of the proposal is below.
We, the Holy Empire of Ustasha, Propose a Resolution calling for the Death of Michael Jackson, a famous singer and kid-toucher and a citizen of the United States. I, Emperor Jim, have spoken to my good friend, President George "Dubya" Bush of the United States. He has voiced his support for the death of Jackson, but Mr. Bush is powerless to excecute him, as Jackson has not committed a capital crime. A recent poll indicated 59% of UN members think this guy is a total child-molesting psycho and must pay for his crimes.
A "Yes" Vote will authorize the Holy Empire of Ustasha's Imperial Air Force to destroy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, and will also authorize our Elite Imperial extermination squads to hunt down Jackson and terminate him..... with extreme prejudice.
A "No" Vote will let Michael Jackson keep living, producing crappy music, wearing stupid outfits, and molesting children. This is an issue of International Security. Michael Jackson's lust for young boys threatens our children and our sanity. He must be stopped.
Thank you for you time.
-His Most Excellent and Totally Awesome Badass, Emperor Jim.
We, the Holy Empire of Ustasha, Propose a Resolution calling for the Death of Michael Jackson, a famous singer and kid-toucher and a citizen of the United States. I, Emperor Jim, have spoken to my good friend, President George "Dubya" Bush of the United States. He has voiced his support for the death of Jackson, but Mr. Bush is powerless to excecute him, as Jackson has not committed a capital crime. A recent poll indicated 59% of UN members think this guy is a total child-molesting psycho and must pay for his crimes.
A "Yes" Vote will authorize the Holy Empire of Ustasha's Imperial Air Force to destroy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, and will also authorize our Elite Imperial extermination squads to hunt down Jackson and terminate him..... with extreme prejudice.
A "No" Vote will let Michael Jackson keep living, producing crappy music, wearing stupid outfits, and molesting children. This is an issue of International Security. Michael Jackson's lust for young boys threatens our children and our sanity. He must be stopped.
Thank you for you time.
-His Most Excellent and Totally Awesome Badass, Emperor Jim.