10-11-2003, 02:49
Hello my fellow opressive regimes.
Well, having recently joined the UN I was rather disgusted to find that when we have frivolous resolutions such as on "happiness" and the right to humour, and we have all these "do-gooders" enforcing their views on my beautiful (and rather repressive) country.
Well anyway, my main point is that the dictatorships, the people of this world who truely make it a much nicer (at least for their family and generals) world need a much larger say. We could do with really coming together behind a resolution or two to make some significant changes, no more mr nice UN, if we worked together hard behind certain resolutions - really trying hard to fight off all these liberal bums who live off our countries hard work and try and make our citizens actually think their lives matter.
Now, I would be happy to support any such resolution, but having seen the previous humour right disgrace passed almost unopposed we are going to have a hard fight. If only mass spamming of telegrams was not illegal.... but what is illegal, after all, my state has several evil tendancies - we break the rules to ensure that our companies remain strong and our slaves... sorry citizens.... remain happy and working for free, why can't we do the same in the world at large :P
Heehhe (mad evil laugh)
Anyway, what do you think, should we really try to take this world back from our less enlightened (and significantly more liberal) "friends"?
Thankyou for reading
Dictator Killerkris, Lord of Killerland, and remember our catchphrase:
"You may live poor and hungry, but not for long!"
Well, having recently joined the UN I was rather disgusted to find that when we have frivolous resolutions such as on "happiness" and the right to humour, and we have all these "do-gooders" enforcing their views on my beautiful (and rather repressive) country.
Well anyway, my main point is that the dictatorships, the people of this world who truely make it a much nicer (at least for their family and generals) world need a much larger say. We could do with really coming together behind a resolution or two to make some significant changes, no more mr nice UN, if we worked together hard behind certain resolutions - really trying hard to fight off all these liberal bums who live off our countries hard work and try and make our citizens actually think their lives matter.
Now, I would be happy to support any such resolution, but having seen the previous humour right disgrace passed almost unopposed we are going to have a hard fight. If only mass spamming of telegrams was not illegal.... but what is illegal, after all, my state has several evil tendancies - we break the rules to ensure that our companies remain strong and our slaves... sorry citizens.... remain happy and working for free, why can't we do the same in the world at large :P
Heehhe (mad evil laugh)
Anyway, what do you think, should we really try to take this world back from our less enlightened (and significantly more liberal) "friends"?
Thankyou for reading
Dictator Killerkris, Lord of Killerland, and remember our catchphrase:
"You may live poor and hungry, but not for long!"