NationStates Jolt Archive


UN Proposal

07-11-2003, 16:38
Wheras, thou hast thy preamble of the great fortitude. The Empire of John Ritter is DEAD extends a deadly blow to thou good people of thy UN.

In times of unilateral singularity, this great nation procativley delegates that ALL countries comply to the demands of corporate control.

Subsection 1-A:

Complete and utter control of all Medical taxes to the needy and non-working people of the world be deposited directly in to the "First National Bank of John Ritter is DEAD" and to be maintained, distributed, collected and disbursed among the Great Empire within Our Nation.

Sub Section 1-b

All Civil Rights are to be quelled and Dealt with in a fashion that is to be constituted as abrasive, yet punishing. Exhibiting constant control and demoralization of the human spirit.

Subsection 2-A

Deliberate and consitent interigations and "Policed Raids" on ANY premisis that has more than one individual in a co-habitat Concrete house or apartment.

Subsection 2-B

Every human that lives under the laws and resolutions of the United Nations Must watch the movie "Red Dawn". Failure to comply will result in PUBLIC STONING.


As you can see this is clearly a modest resolution that can be achieved unilaterally and will leave a sustained sense of control for every great land that participates in the voting process.

Respectfully,

The Empire of John Ritter is DEAD.

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