NationStates Jolt Archive


Compulsory Abortion and Fetus Consumption

05-11-2003, 06:02
I propose that abortion be compulsory for all pregnancies and that the fetuses be eaten as wholesome and delicious snacks.
05-11-2003, 07:26
Where's the proposal? I'll support it.
Dalradia
05-11-2003, 15:22
How would this be implemented?

State owned clinics? Government quangoes? Set up a private company to do it? Or just get an existing company involved? I've heard McDonalds are offering to outbid Wimpy 10% for the contract.
05-11-2003, 17:48
Lillyhead has reservations about this idea. We suggest that you try it first in your nation, and in a couple of generations, we'll decide whether it might work for us.

Oh, wait . . . there won't be any subsequent generations and your nation will die out. Too bad. :cry:

HRH the Queen of Lillyhead
05-11-2003, 20:43
ziliarn will support the proposal...

Lemme guess you've read a modest proposal...
05-11-2003, 22:28
>Lillyhead has reservations about this idea. We
>suggest that you try it first in your nation, and in a
>couple of generations, we'll decide whether it might
>work for us.

>Oh, wait . . . there won't be any subsequent
>generations and your nation will die out. Too bad.

Ah, you have forgotten the simple joys of mass cloning. You silly, silly fool.