03-11-2003, 01:50
The nation of OIIO has recently withdrawn from the United Nations in disgust, but do not intend to let that sour the relations it has within the United Nations, if any.
So, with the Anti-dumping Resolution guaranteed to pass, we're offering to take your waste (chemical, biological (not general refuse), and nuclear) off your hands.
For the paltry sum of 100,000 OIIOan Doubloons (approximately 78,000 US Dollars)per metric ton, we will dispose of the problem for you in a confidential manner. Got a neighbor who is annoying you? We'll leave them a nice present if you want.
No job too large... and we're willing to negotiate on prices.
So, with the Anti-dumping Resolution guaranteed to pass, we're offering to take your waste (chemical, biological (not general refuse), and nuclear) off your hands.
For the paltry sum of 100,000 OIIOan Doubloons (approximately 78,000 US Dollars)per metric ton, we will dispose of the problem for you in a confidential manner. Got a neighbor who is annoying you? We'll leave them a nice present if you want.
No job too large... and we're willing to negotiate on prices.