31-10-2003, 19:22
AN ACT concerning Future Proposals to the United Nations
FOR the purpose of creating more realistic and palatable UN Resolutions that don't appear to be hastily dashed off by a pizza-faced fourteen-year-old.
BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE UNITED NATIONS, that the Laws of the United Nations read as follows:
SECTION 1. All future UN resolutions up for debate must follow this format.
SECTION 2. Definition of format: This format shall begin with the statement of the title of the Act, preceded by the words AN ACT, an abstract of the functions of the Act, preceded by the word FOR, and the BE IT ENACTED statement above written verbatim, followed by separate sections for each provision of a bill, the last of which is a declaration of when the bill is to be in effect. Any resources required must also be spelled out in a section as well.
SECTION 3. This bill is to be implemented, and adhered to by all member nations hoping to have their resolutions debated, immediately upon passage.
FOR the purpose of creating more realistic and palatable UN Resolutions that don't appear to be hastily dashed off by a pizza-faced fourteen-year-old.
BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE UNITED NATIONS, that the Laws of the United Nations read as follows:
SECTION 1. All future UN resolutions up for debate must follow this format.
SECTION 2. Definition of format: This format shall begin with the statement of the title of the Act, preceded by the words AN ACT, an abstract of the functions of the Act, preceded by the word FOR, and the BE IT ENACTED statement above written verbatim, followed by separate sections for each provision of a bill, the last of which is a declaration of when the bill is to be in effect. Any resources required must also be spelled out in a section as well.
SECTION 3. This bill is to be implemented, and adhered to by all member nations hoping to have their resolutions debated, immediately upon passage.