NationStates Jolt Archive


Seeking nations of a similiar moral attitude

30-10-2003, 15:06
Hello all says the Grand Toker of Hemporius to all of teh delegates.
Taps the microphone nervously,clears his throat then starts speaking.

Hello delegates how is everyone doing today?,hopefully well(pauses for a moment and drinks a sip of water)I have a proposal from my country to present to any and all delegates that might be interested in hearing what i have to say(pauses a moment as several delegates get up and leave while muttering goddam pothead)(continues)ahh now that the few that did not even want to listen too my proposal have left i can begin.The Free Lands of Hemporius recently moved to a new part of the globe that suits our temperment better,the name of the region is Hempland.What i am doing before you is cordially extending an invitation to any whom may be interested to move to this new region of the world to peacefully settle down in a conducive atmosphere of mutual growth and harmony.our world factbook entry reads as follows...
World Factbook Entry: This area of the world is known for its drug laws for here it is a crime to stop a person from doing a drug unless they are harming another person by taking the drug.we believe that all beings are entitled to the right to find their own route to happiness and personal enlightenment.
if that is a mutually agreeable philosiphy for your nation then please feel welcome to join us there.i hope to see you soon.(looks around the assembly at all of the other delegates,most seem bored and a little resentful that he had wasted their time,yet a hopeful few actually looked intrigued by what he had said)moving slowly he left the podium...



(i am not sure that this is where to post this so please correct me if i am wrong)
Pantocratoria
30-10-2003, 15:25
*leaves whilst muttering "God damned pothead"*
Z i m
30-10-2003, 15:41
hey cheech, pass the doritos this way, I'm hungry...
Collaboration
30-10-2003, 17:52
Is the UN forum the proper place for such advertisements as this?
01-11-2003, 13:04
this is where i was told to post...