09-10-2003, 01:58
Commonly Raised Complaints:
But if we pass this resolution than everyone will clone an army with 5 billion people or they would clone someone to use to frame a crime on or they would (insert other absurd cloning statement obviously inspired by Star Wars II here) AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
When you clone someone it starts out as a little baby. It has to go through the same process of growth that you and I do. The only thing that makes a clone different from a normal person is that its DNA only comes from one parent whereas normal humans have DNA from both parents.
Cloning goes against God's will. It must be burned like a foul heathen science.
Prove it. You know, one of the founders of Advanced Cell Technologies was acutally this rightwing Christian who decided that cloning was not contrary to God's will, since it would improve the lives of people on Earth.
So PROVE that God exists. I'm NOT saying that God DOESN'T exist, I AM saying that it is logically impossible to prove either way.
If this bill passes then all of the clones will be enslaved!
Read Section V. Clones have the same rights as other humans.
There are too many potential problems. Therefore, we should not go through with this.
There were alot of problems with the airplane too. Should the government have forced the Wright Brothers to abandon their work because airplanes might one day be used to destroy the World Trade Center? Of course not.
This is human arrogance. We have no right to mess with nature.
Yes we do. Every species messes with nature. Tell you what, go remove all of your clothes and go forage for food in the woods. But don't let me catch you sniffing through my garbage.
The human race is too big for evolution to take its natural course. If our species is to continue surviving, it means participating in our evolution.
This bill will compromise my national security and sovereignty.
Why the hell are you in the UN? I made a clause specifically PROTECTING national sovereignity yet people still complain about this? ALL resolutions will violate your sovereignity. This one actually gives your nation a good amount of control over your territory.
This resolution will legalize GM crops! This is a blantant attempt to establish corporate tyranny over the world! Workers of the world unite! Think of the children!
This is NOT a massive corporate conspiracy to take over the world. It's an honest attempt at scientific progress. Your nation is allowed to regulate GM crops under Article III of this bill.
Vote against this because TGM wrote it!
Right. Okay. Please use an actual argument next time.
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But if we pass this resolution than everyone will clone an army with 5 billion people or they would clone someone to use to frame a crime on or they would (insert other absurd cloning statement obviously inspired by Star Wars II here) AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
When you clone someone it starts out as a little baby. It has to go through the same process of growth that you and I do. The only thing that makes a clone different from a normal person is that its DNA only comes from one parent whereas normal humans have DNA from both parents.
Cloning goes against God's will. It must be burned like a foul heathen science.
Prove it. You know, one of the founders of Advanced Cell Technologies was acutally this rightwing Christian who decided that cloning was not contrary to God's will, since it would improve the lives of people on Earth.
So PROVE that God exists. I'm NOT saying that God DOESN'T exist, I AM saying that it is logically impossible to prove either way.
If this bill passes then all of the clones will be enslaved!
Read Section V. Clones have the same rights as other humans.
There are too many potential problems. Therefore, we should not go through with this.
There were alot of problems with the airplane too. Should the government have forced the Wright Brothers to abandon their work because airplanes might one day be used to destroy the World Trade Center? Of course not.
This is human arrogance. We have no right to mess with nature.
Yes we do. Every species messes with nature. Tell you what, go remove all of your clothes and go forage for food in the woods. But don't let me catch you sniffing through my garbage.
The human race is too big for evolution to take its natural course. If our species is to continue surviving, it means participating in our evolution.
This bill will compromise my national security and sovereignty.
Why the hell are you in the UN? I made a clause specifically PROTECTING national sovereignity yet people still complain about this? ALL resolutions will violate your sovereignity. This one actually gives your nation a good amount of control over your territory.
This resolution will legalize GM crops! This is a blantant attempt to establish corporate tyranny over the world! Workers of the world unite! Think of the children!
This is NOT a massive corporate conspiracy to take over the world. It's an honest attempt at scientific progress. Your nation is allowed to regulate GM crops under Article III of this bill.
Vote against this because TGM wrote it!
Right. Okay. Please use an actual argument next time.
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I hope this has cleared up any questions you may have had. If there are any more, than I will be glad to answer them. Vote FOR GenetiCorp.
GenetiCorp: We Pick Up Where God Left Off