NationStates Jolt Archive

Terrorising our oceans' marine wildlife and mammals - in particular, seals - are a group of ethnically diverse 'killer' whales, known also by their gang name Orca. It is time to put an end to these dangerous, sadistic creatures, known to be stock piling weapons of mass displacement - large fins. these, supposedly benign, creatures of the deep, and seaworld, are nothing more than massive malevolent marine muderers.

Its time to stand up and be counted - you're either with us or against us!

Go away before I hit you with a porpoise.

A porpoise, far too lienient, try a large trawler, or if we want to treat him like those poor Japanese fishing students, how bout a great hulking US nuclear submarine.

Or a herring (*no, hang, on, I need to clear some trees from my forest)

You know what would help this situation? A day off from the hustle and bustle of international politics. I know...how about an international holiday? Hurry and cast your vote on whether or not there should be an international holiday! Let us unite the world with humor!

what would be the porpoise in that?