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I am the UN Delegate for the region of Attackers Paradise and am alarmed by the UN's lack of activity here. Chronosia, a UN member, has begun invading countries in the region without cause. Nuclear and biological attacks are planned by Chronosia against, wait for it, the families, not the soldiers, but the the families of all in this region. I would like the countries that are part of the UN to help me in my fight against Chronosia. Also I would like to petition for the ejection of Chronosia from the United Nations.

Yup. If that boy done gone stirrin' up trouble without any good reason, I reckon he done deserved to get smacked down.

Alabammy hereby gives up 5,000 of the Alabammy Compulsory Militia (complete with 4x4 transport, 12-gauge, and beer hat) to whatever U.N. snoopin'/peace-keepin' group that they comes up with. Or, least we will once we can find someone what can count up to 5,000.

Still, I reckon yal should ALL get a good lookin' at and talkin' to. Sounds like y'all got ISSUES in that there region of the world.

-Prez Billy Bob Hicklee

Please post the thread in which these actions have occured. The UN must have proof before it can act.

Also, if Chronosia would give his/her side of the story, we would be much more likely to get the whole picture.

BTW, Duffmeister: It's not that Kisnesia does not believe you. But we need proof before we act.

Um, yes. Before we knock this person out of the UN, possibly initiate sanctions and military action, etc, it might be necessary to find out exactly what countries Chronosia has attacked, and what Chronosia has to say about the matter.

Even if it turns out that Chronosia is at fault, we still will have heard both sides of the story.

I have found a thread on my own: Read Chronosia's post, it is around #12

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75805

Also,

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=63524

These seem to speak about Chronosia's character.

Fuck you all you bloody peace keepers AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! :evil:

If you the posts of our region then you will find out what Chronosia is up to. Check out the postings at Attackers Paradise. Chronosia have already caused one nation to flee please help us before it's too late.

Blamgolia is sending in troops to assist you. And providing full air support. We are mobilizing our troops even as we speak.

umm... you live in a place called "Attackers Paradise" and you are complaining about being attacked? Does anyone else see a flaw in this argument somewhere?

Surely, you must have expected to be attacked in a region such as "Attackers Paradise"?

To change the culture of region is a very difficult matter that I think the UN should think about before intervening in this situation.

umm... you live in a place called "Attackers Paradise" and you are complaining about being attacked? Does anyone else see a flaw in this argument somewhere?
well if he lived in a region called "defenders paradise" and was complaining about being attacked it would have been even funnier

umm... you live in a place called "Attackers Paradise" and you are complaining about being attacked? Does anyone else see a flaw in this argument somewhere?
well if he lived in a region called "defenders paradise" and was complaining about being attacked it would have been even funnier

That it would be!:)

The only reason it is called Attackers Paradise is so we countries that can attack live in harmony with everyone in this region who wishes for the same goal we do. Note that I said harmony, I don't think what Chroonosia is doing is very harmonious.

"Mr. Secretary-General!"

"The floor is granted to the Delegate of Kisnesivoid."

"The nation of Kisnesia and the Region of Kisnesivoid propose a UN Task Force to protect the region of Attacker's Paradise (OOC: Ha ha ha ha ha!), and also proposes a censure be placed on Chronosia."

"Motion is recognized: will someone second the motion?"

No one will second the motion?

If i'm allowed I will second it.

To: Duffmeister
From: The Protectorate of Grotia

Greetings!

We in Grotia are appalled at this destruction of cities and the ruthless butchery of men, women, children and the seagulls who hang around fish and chip shops! We gave our second ever democratic referendum whether to sent military and medical support to you and the people of Grotia responded with one voice! Therefore, we are sending 10 of our T-72 and 30 of our T-55 tanks as well as 20 our of own G-105 motorized artillery pieces, as well as 5000 troops, along with 7000 support personnel, including 3 field hospitals. ***NOTE: We have EXTENSIVE experience in treating with radiation sickness, given our uranium mining industries. Given your reports of nuclear attacks, we are including supplies of our best burn medications and the medical teams who are second to none.

Together, may we bring peace to your region.

ICH DIEN!!!!

Blood Andiron,
Minister of War,
Protectorate of Grotia

Chronosia is quite clearly a war-mongering state and has to be dealt with in no uncertain terms. Isochronous will contribute up to 85,000 soldiers for any UN peacekeeping missions. This figure doesn't include extra personnel for air and naval support.

Due to external military necessity, the Protectorate of Grotia is withdrawing its peacekeeping forces.

Good luck to you.

Ich Dien

Chicken S***
Minister of Retreats and Surrenders

It looks from the links given as though Chronosia has offered a reasonable basis for attack and was even attacks earlier by some of these complaining parties. Is this not how things are to be done?
If I were officiating, I would declare "play on".