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The Socializm Acts
A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental Industry Affected: All Businesses Proposed by: The Global Market
Description: GIVEN THAT The government is never wrong, the UN shall adopt the following measures:

Article I: A law against bad weather shall be implemented throughout the world.

Article II: Currency should be abolished. Trade should be abolished, except redistribution.

Article III: All people should be shot. Since equality is a fundamental goal of our species, and some people will naturally be healthier or smarter than others, the only way to ensure perfect equality is to shoot everyone.

Article IV: All people shall be required to take Socialist Economics 101, the fundamental outline of which is:
I- All pay is underpay
II- All businesses are criminal
i- Manufacturers are slavedrivers
ii- Retailers are thieves
iii- Wholesalers are pimps
III- All wealth is a conspiracy between:
i- Japanese
ii- Jews
iii- Pirates in Neckties
IV- Developed countries are poor because
i- Of things that happened hundreds of years ago
ii- Economic sabotage by the Americans
iii- The IMF
V- Corporations control the government
i- GM's board of directors chooses the US President
ii- The Pentagon employs 20 million people
iii- Only the sons of rich and famous people go to college

Article V: That all nations with an economy of "basket case" or greater shall be required to destroy all of their production facilities to let the imploded countries have a chance to catch up.

Article VI: Human interests should be sacrificed to the environment. Refer to Article III.
I- Meat is murder
II- Milk is rape
III- Wool is exploitation
IV- Vegetables are robbery
V- Antibiotics are genocide

Article VII: Racial Justice-
I- People should be given special treatment based on race
i- Sort of like how the Nazis did it
ii- Only not

Article VIII: Free expression should be abolished. Someone might get offended.
I- Pornography and prostitution degrade women
II- Gambling exploits the poor
III- Religion manipulates the gullible

Article IX: Free will doesn't exist.
I- Nothing poor people do is *really* consensual
II- Rich people are evil and are out to get the poor regardless of their self-interest

This act shall be effected immediately upon passage.

Approvals: 1 (The Global Market)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 121 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Mon Sep 29 2003

The Commonwealth of The Global Market has approved this proposal. [Withdraw Approval]

You know, you're quickly descending into the realm of Fantasan. It's sad to see really.

You know, you're quickly descending into the realm of Fantasan. It's sad to see really.

No. Fantasan is a Nazi. Nowhere did I advocate beating people with sticks.

You know, you're quickly descending into the realm of Fantasan. It's sad to see really.

No. Fantasan is a Nazi.

Incertonia is referring to Fantasan's habit of writing insulting parodies of other ideologies. And with that, I plunge into the debate on TBoNR...

Lord Evif, Goobergunchian UN Ambassador
DU Regional Delegate

You know, you're quickly descending into the realm of Fantasan. It's sad to see really.

No. Fantasan is a Nazi.

Incertonia is referring to Fantasan's habit of writing insulting parodies of other ideologies. And with that, I plunge into the debate on TBoNR...

Lord Evif, Goobergunchian UN Ambassador
DU Regional Delegate

Oh. I've always written insulting parodies of other ideologies. I created a whole account to do this: TGMs Evil Twin.

But at least mine are funnier than his :lol:

Oh. I've always written insulting parodies of other ideologies. I created a whole account to do this: TGMs Evil Twin.

But at least mine are funnier than his :lol:

Only in your own mind.

So, did you steal this one off a humor page or capitalism.com?

Pogue

Oh. I've always written insulting parodies of other ideologies. I created a whole account to do this: TGMs Evil Twin.

But at least mine are funnier than his :lol:

Only in your own mind.

So, did you steal this one off a humor page or capitalism.com?

Pogue

No I wrote this one.

You know, you're quickly descending into the realm of Fantasan. It's sad to see really.

No. Fantasan is a Nazi. Nowhere did I advocate beating people with sticks.

"Article III: All people should be shot."

Not much of a difference really.

Fantasan said HE wanted to beat people with sticks.

I'm saying SOME OF MY OPPONENTS want to shoot people.

So yes there is a difference.

This is a little off-topic, but not much.

TGM, why did you support a proposal that said, essentially, "TGM, shut up!"?

It was the Read a Book proposal, I believe.

Fantasan said HE wanted to beat people with sticks.

I'm saying SOME OF MY OPPONENTS want to shoot people.

So yes there is a difference.

"If you can't speak softly, just use the stick"

I'm going to have to agree with Goobergunchia, it seems you have been bitten by the Fantasan bug.

Now stand still while I stab you with a lead commie beating stick, it's the only way...

You're joking right?

O_o Are you a complete dipshit? Get rid of currency? No trade? Do you want us to suffer? Don't propose this resolution. If you do, do it so it can be crushed 12,384 to 482!!!!!!!

Whoever wrote that doesn't know ANYTHING AT ALL about socialism.

We like Article 1. It's amusing. It should also order the tides to stand still.

Office of the Governor.

This is a little off-topic, but not much.

TGM, why did you support a proposal that said, essentially, "TGM, shut up!"?

It was the Read a Book proposal, I believe.

It was a joke. I t-gramed Outer Eugenia avout that.

You're joking right?

yes....

This is a little off-topic, but not much.

TGM, why did you support a proposal that said, essentially, "TGM, shut up!"?

It was the Read a Book proposal, I believe.

It was a joke. I t-gramed Outer Eugenia avout that.

TGM - we don't often agree - though we are on the same side of the political spectrum - but this hurts your credibility. Just some friendly advice.

I don't really think the UN proposal forum in teh place to put your joke fake ideas to get a few laughs..

This is a little off-topic, but not much.

TGM, why did you support a proposal that said, essentially, "TGM, shut up!"?

It was the Read a Book proposal, I believe.

It was a joke. I t-gramed Outer Eugenia avout that.

TGM - we don't often agree - though we are on the same side of the political spectrum - but this hurts your credibility. Just some friendly advice.

I concur. Jokes are one thing. Submitting them as proposals is another.

Lord Evif, Goobergunchian President
DU Regional Delegate

Article III: All people should be shot. Since equality is a fundamental goal of our species, and some people will naturally be healthier or smarter than others, the only way to ensure perfect equality is to shoot everyone.

Huh sounds like a cult idealism...

I have to agree Global (may I call you that?) it is a bit of a descent into fantassan land, isn't it. Albeit slightly better written, it's the same type of petulant tantrum that doesn't really pass muster in the lame-jokes league.

try and stick to your own forte, this doesn't suit you.

Article VIII: Free expression should be abolished. Someone might get offended.
I- Pornography and prostitution degrade women
II- Gambling exploits the poor
III- Religion manipulates the gullible
That's simply true!

No. I endorsed two of your proposals already, neither of which I really agreed with, but this just goes beyond the pale.